Seth Lockard

•lifestyle photographer
•wedding photographer
•musician
•brother •son •uncle

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@benandjerrys so what does this mean for @StephenAtHome Colbert’s Americone dream? It’s a solid flavor. Side note, I think @LateNightSeth Meyers deserves a flavor too, even if it is black licorice and olive.
-Thank you for your attention to this matter (DT rip obv)

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@TONYxTWO Hahahahha- if you repeat what he says to him, quoting from ANY of his previous promises, he hates you

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@robflorida2965 @fasc1nate

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@Green__Glamour That slenderman seems like a good goon

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@isthisamovie @Craptocracy @tedcruz @JanetJacks30781 Now you’re getting it. Hypocrisy is just part of the game. No love like Christian hate 😇

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@Craptocracy @JhnDvln @tedcruz @JanetJacks30781 Learn about history of R/D switch, or don’t, stay ignorant. It doesn’t matter, you won’t

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@Craptocracy @tedcruz @JanetJacks30781 You’re right, damn seminary and book leaning. How dare he emulate Jesus- Christian’s are all about division and judgement, don’t get them started on Brown people. You people are so simple

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@tedcruz God is non binary you simple minded fool. We call him father as a way of humanizing them. It could easily go the other way too, as a Her, both are wrong. God just is. This isn’t a debate, it just is.

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@GreenSan1987 @TheDivineNigga @DidDTrumpDie If the good die young this human shit will live to 1000

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@Baloney_and @DidDTrumpDie Nah- it’s the words and actions the dolt does and says. Donny Dementia is slipping hard. Even his skin is trying to get away from him

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@NickiiiVon @Hunter_Eagleman Paid to do so- that’s I think the funniest part. Yall are so gullible. Tell your boy thanks for the 10$ gas

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@Hunter_Eagleman She’s not wrong

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@EricaRN4USA @realDonaldTrump Same guy here?

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@EricaRN4USA @realDonaldTrump Did he tell her “quiet piggy” or is that just women that don’t bow down? Human garbage 100%

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@MbarkCherguia I’m sure there a few incels out there, sure. Not your thing? Best part of the human experience, different stripes. Did you know some people like the same sex- woah 🤯

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It’s ok @PressSec you’re just as ugly on the inside. Hang in there (talking to the turkey on the left here)

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@BlessethWeb314 @Pertalarm @lady_valor_07 Some people are still born with tails, they just amputate them

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@lady_valor_07 Ask your mom

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@Lina_rays1ya F. minus 100%

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@The_BeckhamNY Husbands that cheat

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@GigaBeers “How would you rate the job this woman is?” That makes sense

Also- probably toothy