Seth Kolloen

Freelance writer at Deadspin, Grantland, Seattle P-I print version, and other defunct publications.

[Sen. Maria Cantwell @SenatorCantwell]

The Dark Side and KWIII didn’t just dominate — they straight up took over the game. Unreal effort all around from @Seahawks legends and every Twelve around the world who made history tonight. Congratulations Seahawks and 12s!

[Sen. Maria Cantwell @SenatorCantwell]

.@Seahawks are global #12sEverywhere #12sAreEverywhere

[The Seattle Times @seattletimes]

A new Spokane facility hopes to make lighter, more fuel-efficient airplane parts using giant machines that work like a waffle iron for aviation. https://t.co/lXgTHAp4gR

[Seth Kolloen @SethKolloen]

@TylerMaun Just wanted to say how much I enjoyed your call last night - you brought an energy and excitement level that gave the game a playoff-intensity type of feel. So fun as a viewer and so important for the growth of the tourney. Looking forward to more!

[Seth Kolloen @SethKolloen]

@minakimes I feel like in that situation expected points might be a little better to cite — or a range of probabilities. Kicking the FG: 0% chance of 7 points, 90% chance of 3 points, 10% chance of 0 points. Going for it: 35% chance (or whatever) of 7 points, 30% chance of 3 points, etc

[Seth Kolloen @SethKolloen]

@JeffBechthold Newspapers back then were more like Reddit is now

[Seth Kolloen @SethKolloen]

@damonagnos Pretty impressive that the Mariners made the playoffs in 2001 when you consider that they were all like 5 years old

[Seth Kolloen @SethKolloen]

Quality Start: 6+ IP, ER < 4.

Crappy Start: 6+ ER, IP < 4

Fewest Crappy Starts, 2022
LAD: 0
NYY: 1
SEA, HOU: 2

Most Crappy Starts, 2022
WAS: 13
PIT: 8
BOS: 8

https://t.co/G0rhEWGpMJ

[Seth Kolloen @SethKolloen]

@scottyweebs By “more” who do you mean? If Soto — depends on whether Soto would ever actually come here. I’m assuming the Nats out of respect are going to trade him to a team of his preference and, I mean, ya know…

[Isabelle Minasian @95coffeespoons]

This is such a dramatic departure from the middling moves they’ve made when flirting with contention in the past. This is what you do when you’re all in. Let’s go.

[Seth Kolloen @SethKolloen]

@dancingwithnoah @advancedstats23 Likewise! Yeah I think that’s the way to put it.

[Seth Kolloen @SethKolloen]

@Todd_Dybas I’m really enjoying the commentary tho - staying pertinent to the game. big contrast to what another network has been doing

[Seth Kolloen @SethKolloen]

@CurtoWorld Extra irony of Vogey batting leadoff … he’s among an “elite” group of 6 hitters since 1901 to have 1000 plate appearances and never attempt a steal

https://t.co/4JN7eCzOdX

[Seth Kolloen @SethKolloen]

@rosssiler

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Ben Joyce, 102 mph Fastballs. 🔥

The Volunteer Fireman. 🚒🧑‍🚒

[Seth Kolloen @SethKolloen]

@JPosnanski @KenTremendous My wife would like to know the golf equivalent of her 3rd shot …

[Seth Kolloen @SethKolloen]

@Winner_MLS And while you’re at it please emigrate to an American city with a better MLB team

[Seth Kolloen @SethKolloen]

@Winner_MLS Found out some of my English ancestors were from the Hertfordshire area so decided to adopt Watford as my EPL team this year. I may have erred.

[Seth Kolloen @SethKolloen]

The 12 John Madden broadcasts of Seahawks games. Seahawks record was 5-6-REFS

https://t.co/bwkNfVbLOT

[Seth Kolloen @SethKolloen]

@RSGAT @RichHovorka now I’m nervous that I left the element on.