Seth Kov

aspiring astronaut

[Seth Kov @sethkov]

I made Kylie Jenner's pancake recipe on her snapchat this morning....tasted like shit. Your pancakes suck and your lip gloss ain't poppin b

[80's & 90's Throwbacks @80s90sJukebox]

Ferris Bueller took his "Day Off" 41 years ago today. June 5th 1985. Happy Ferris Bueller Day #80s

[Seth Kov @sethkov]

Can’t wait for the documentary that comes out highlighting all of this type of shit lol

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

Lori Lightfoot introducing us to the "Rona Destroyer"

[Steve Byrne @stevebyrnelive]

This is rich coming from her. Here's a personal story of the irony here: 2007, CH does The Tonight show w Jay Leno. She makes fun of Angelina Jolie & her newly adopted son, 3 yr old Pax, who is Asian.

CH: “He probably doesn’t even realize he’s Asian yet! He certainly doesn’t know he’s going to be a horrible driver… or that he’s going to be amazing at doing nails!”

The next few days there was plenty of outrage, disappointment & accusations of racism levied against NBC.

2 weeks later, I'm booked on The Tonight Show & I've already had my set approved. I was told, I can't tell any of my jokes because of the blowback of her hacky, racist jokes. Yes, I couldn't tell jokes about being Asian because she did so much damage making fun of Asians.

Then, weeks later of 2007, I performed at a showcase where CH was present. Prior to, I had never spoken to, met or interacted with her & as I was wrapping up my set, I mentioned her in the crowd? It's odd to see a comedian sitting in a showcase watching w audience, so I mentioned it in passing. She then yelled out "you're doing a great little Asian job".

MY POINT: I personally know Shane & Tony aren't racist. In fact, I don't think Chelsea is racist. Sure, she's got a long history of promiscuity, an affinity for day drinking, publicly stated she's prescribed a healthy dose of anti depressants, rumored to be awful to work for or with, has a punch card to a plastic surgeon, accused of punching down in her comedy, never been married or had kids & lives alone in her 50s, had dinner with Jeffrey Epstein but c'mon gang, she's not racist.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Why is no one talking about the fact that appetizers are now the same price as entrees

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Chernobyl aired 7 years ago today

It stands as the second highest rated show of all time on IMDB with only 5 episodes

[Tour Swings Tommy @TourSwingsTommy]

The year is 2035.

You wake up on a Thursday morning and turn on the Masters.

The honorary starters — MrBeast, Bad Bunny, and LeBron James — have just hit their opening tee shots.

They are all wearing Malbon.

The chairman of Augusta — the founder of the Savannah Bananas — steps up to announce the tournament is underway.

They cut to commercial.

A 90-second ZYN ad featuring the Kelce brothers.

It’s a tradition unlike any other.

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

NASA has problems communicating with the Artemis II astronauts... so how did Nixon call the Moon in 1969 with a rotary phone?

[Sam Roberts @RealSamRoberts]

Having Pat McAfee, Jason Kelce, Bert Kreischer and Kevin Hart at The Masters is the epitome of ESPN's cultural degradation of sports. Augusta National should be the ultimate place of dignity and reverence and these ignominious dullards debase it with their sophomorish hijinks.

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Torii Hunter

That guy rocked.

[mark normand @marknorm]

Bus boy!! #comedy

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

New episode out now. We handle it with class.

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

People dont talk about Torii Hunter enough. 9 Gold Gloves!

[Min Woo Lee @Minwoo27Lee]

its players week. Lets roll, I mean cook 👨‍🍳👨‍🍳 #ThePlayers

[GOWIE @DaKidGowie]

Trying to discredit an 83-point performance in the NBA is crazy. More proof that people aren't watching sports for the love anymore; they watch to critique.

[Golf Channel @GolfChannel]

Gary Woodland sits down with Rex Hoggard to discuss his struggle with PTSD following brain surgery in September of 2023.

[Seth Kov @sethkov]

I’ll never not put this on the TL when it pops up

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Tim Dillon is a straight up menace for this one.

That dude could barely keep it together.

[ຸ @swagboygen]

How the FUCK did a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy become so offended by everything?

[Michael Borkey @MichaelBorkey]

The gap between the media/internet and real life couldn’t be wider.

[Seth Kov @sethkov]

*is still

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

Them finding the passports of the 9/11 hijackers on the ground only partially burned is one of the biggest fucking jokes of the 21st century.

That's how fucking dumb they thought everyone was.

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Update: Dylan Strome's wife posted this on her Instagram story.

The pronoun people are completely unhinged lunatics.