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you're not bobby horan • ☉♏️ ☾♌️

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tonight is my first time watching snl in years and it’s so bad it’s like i’m watching my dreams when i take too much magnesium

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MOLLY MAE AND TOMMY NAURRRRRRR TOMMY WTF DID U DO

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wore my hair back for the first time at work today plsss why did i do that i already know they were all teams messaging each other abt my big ass forehead

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me in the women’s bathroom after someone talks to me about work as i’m just logging into my computer and haven’t even put my stuff down

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@ryanmhoney thank u babes that made me feel sm better 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 miss u!!

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accidentally got dorinda drunk before my date

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if this isn’t me

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if kordell and serena don’t win

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just matched w a guy from work who i see everyday and i didn’t realize it was him until he messaged me

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all i do is fight w men

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

:(

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@usuallyvictoria literally!!! what happened to wanting to impress a woman you like 😭 it’s tough out here

[austin @jesuissupreme]

This interaction popped into my head out of nowhere and it’s all I can think about

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@usuallyvictoria dead arse

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when the guy from work drives me home but asks me for a kiss and to hook up even tho he has a wife and kids.. i can’t trust anyone i hate men

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this is me to every man i see the second i drink alcohol

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this is how people at work expect me to reply when they ask how my weekend was