rachael

i'm not in trouble at all

[rachael @sethrogenszn]

this is like the knicks' world series

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I Think a part of me will always be filled with hatred

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I am a miserable person who deserves every bit of the loneliness I feel Send tweet (Post)

[rachael @sethrogenszn]

@seattleiminyou delay NZ for a week

[rachael @sethrogenszn]

if i don't go to idaho or wyoming or a dakota soon ill be drake voice upset

[rachael @sethrogenszn]

i hope the garden is the loudest it's ever been tonight<3 like to the extent the surgeon general (in a normal administration) would dissuade the elderly in heart failure from attending because the risk of heart attack is too high. i hope it's louder than that and the bass is supe

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

i kinda dont care if my friends talk shit about me to other mutual friends lol sometimes i need to be talked about cus im a lil bitchy

[rachael @sethrogenszn]

@sullyflash he will

[rachael @sethrogenszn]

hunter biden if you read this i am free on saturday night and would like to hang out. please respond to this and then hang out with me on saturday night when i am free.

[rachael @sethrogenszn]

@cara_jeffrey helllllll yeah!!!!

[ً @gnosticse]

dirty talk got too intense and i accidentally called him a retard

[rachael @sethrogenszn]

one of the new phoebe songs has "so it goes" lyrics can't wait to add that one to my vonnegut playlist

[rachael @sethrogenszn]

girl in front of me waved her vape 💛

[phoebe daily @sourcebridgers]

Full arena lit up with lighters in the air during graceland too it’s wraps

[rachael @sethrogenszn]

bought a new grinder for the first time since 2013 and i feel like i should give it a better sendoff than just throwing it in the recycling

[rachael @sethrogenszn]

@seattleiminyou russian rap music

[rachael @sethrogenszn]

going to nyc for the very first time tonight :)

[rachael @sethrogenszn]

@suedyourdad they even used a different firm to get their wills done i was like.....we do that too ya know

[rachael @sethrogenszn]

last night at dinner my parents kept talking about the contract they had to sign to get a new deck built and when i asked why they signed a contract without sending it to me my mom said it didn't even occur to her..........my job is contracts

[rachael @sethrogenszn]

@NiallOfficial @FallonTonight @jimmyfallon niall do you want to see phoebe bridgers with me tonight

[rachael @sethrogenszn]

wish i cared about basketball you guys look like you're having fun