Seth

vibe practitioner

[Kirk O’baine @crazysodomite]

Odysseus: where the FUCK am i

Charlize Theron:

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

i know Quinta Brunson’s pen just flew into her hand like Thor’s hammer 😭😭

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

this new generation will never understand

[meghan @meghanfaceeee]

got a taylor farms salad kit in my hello fresh box this week and it felt like opening a letter with anthrax inside

[Neil Krug @neil_krug]

Stove

[Globethotter 🌍 @BrianMcLight]

And Raye ate her up.

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

soccer too boring. if I wanted to watch a bunch of men walk around for 90 minutes and not score I’d just take my homies to the bar

[Here's What I Reckon: @angryaboutbikes]

My favourite firework video on the internet is this one, where 45 minutes worth of fireworks are accidentally detonated all at once on July 4th 2012 in San Diego. I had tears in my eyes, sobbing the first time I saw this. The sound is magnificent. It's the end of days.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Would you please not vape your fruity flavor around my kids? my wife and i are raising them organically on Marlboro reds

[Valentina Vee @valentinavee]

we are running out of new sentences

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Sometimes you're eating a salad and it feels like it's never going to end

[MaceAhWindu @MaceAhWindu]

Everybody needs to go straight to their rooms when they get back to Dragonstone lmfaooo

[. @Fimiye]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[Josh Johnson @secondfret]

Meta HQ right now.

[Charlie Warzel @cwarzel]

instant classic

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

Your “joke” disgusts me. My chicken died crossing a road.

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

i’ve started hallucinating the microsoft teams notification sound when i’m not working #whatdatmean

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[chris @justin_womble]

I asked my server at chilis for an itemized receipt and my bill dropped 30%