The Mind of Seth

A playful deviant, self-published author & social media minimalist.

[The Mind of Seth @SethSBrown]

Buy my book if you want to understand me, yourself, and everyone you know. https://t.co/6FNkqhmPlK

[The Mind of Seth @SethSBrown]

For the category of "facts that make me feel old" I submit this gem... People born in the early 90's are now entering their 30's. #ThisIsWhyIHateMath

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@lizzo showed up in my dream last night. I woke up feeling good as hell. #TrueStory

[The Mind of Seth @SethSBrown]

If you're reading this, you may be trying to figure out who/what I am. That's because I am social media minimalist and I only allow myself a certain amount of posts up at one time. I will delete or archive old posts before putting up new ones. Thank you for understanding. Cheers!

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@coopT42 You will always hold a place of honor.

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@nerdologyshow ya'll ready for a kin pump?

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@nerdologyshow I DRINK YOUR MILK CARTON! I DRINK IT UP!

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@nerdologyshow I asked for a boob and this is what you bring me?

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@TheTweetOfGod Well, now you are just sounding like my ex-wife.

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@NoLethargia Exactly. And in a bucket is a drink served in a prison toilet.

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@TheHean @westsidecomedy What the hell @JackZullo? Why are you just warding off the ladies? #attractivetoguysaswell

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@NoLethargia if she was a real grandmother she would have rolled her dentures around in her mouth.

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@NoLethargia. Yes and Caddyshack.

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@NoLethargia is my cousin everybody. And i love him like a brother. I also dislike him as a sister, and i fear him as an uncle.

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Yes, @filmartist @_AdamM I has taken me an awkwardly long time to get on twitter. Like how long it took Adam to touch a lady boob.