seth | 🆓🇵🇸

beetles make up 25% of all animal species

[seth | 🆓🇵🇸 @sethselves]

seths will be like “that’s mother” and it’s just carly rae jepsen

[seth | 🆓🇵🇸 @sethselves]

ACTUALLY the biggest one was spending significantly less time on this fucking app

[seth | 🆓🇵🇸 @sethselves]

+ reconnected with my sister and mom after almost 5 years of estrangement

+ celebrated 4 years of marriage with my husband

+ legally changed my name and gender marker

+ decided to finish my college degree in (hopefully) 2025

[Oksana @fadednailpaint]

No one is posting about their achievements and personal wins this year. Bleak af TL.

[seth | 🆓🇵🇸 @sethselves]

breaking my months long twitter hiatus to scream to the rooftops I GOT MY LEGAL NAME CHANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[battered jesse pinkman funko pop @weirdstyle]

ig @/scribsinthecrib

[Salina JASON EsTitties @SalinaEstitties]

@kylandyoung @TheTayMack @marqueemarc and SLAYNSLEY!
#BB26 #BigBrother @CBSBigBrother

[gorilla grip linguine @facff8f56bdb42e]

"Can i say something" "promise not to get mad" no shut up. Silence until after ive finished having sex with him. Then you may speak on him you coward.

[seth | 🆓🇵🇸 @sethselves]

I’m gonna kill myself and the blood will be on Microsoft’s hands

[Mojang Status @MojangStatus]

The Realms team is still hard at work to restore the service globally. We appreciate your continued patience as we are doing everything we can to get you all playing on Realms again.-DK

[Andy Herren @AndyHerren]

A man at the movie theater just stopped me and went, “Sir, can I ask you a question?” I said yes, very intrigued where things were going, to which he asked, “Was Helen pushed?” Lol.

[Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula]

I have stomach flu.... BRAT summer 😩😩

[julia louis-theyfus @twinkp3ak5]

fomo

[seth | 🆓🇵🇸 @sethselves]

weed should be free for people with PTSD idfk if it’s a maladaptive coping mechanism it’s either that or the grippy socks for me 💅thus why yall are getting me being insane on twitter which I rarely am anymore

[seth | 🆓🇵🇸 @sethselves]

imagine being so conflict avoidant that you manage to not speak to your child for 4 years and then you’re scared to even start anew because they’re not the person you tried to force them into being

[seth | 🆓🇵🇸 @sethselves]

I wish I was a stupid little bird with no concept of death and that it could arrive at any moment without warning instead of this dumbass carrying around 25+ years of trauma and CPTSD

[Cher @cher]

Sorry Been MIA,
What IS My Problem

[gio 💋🩸 @giohalliwell]

You’re a big girl. I am. And you have big shoulders. I do. And a big kinda chest. Yeah.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[Miss Fiercalicious @fiercalicious]

Fourthalicious is BACK to break the 4th place curse 4️⃣⚡️🥊 Are you #TeamFiercalicious !?

@canadasdragrace Canada Vs The World S2 premieres July 19th on @cravecanada