seff

call me communion i'm that cracker with the juice

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

Moby Dick audiobook got to the Cetology chapter and it’s over 30 mins

[seff @sethsobroke]

Beauty and the beast @josedubz

[ًًneenee ⚢ @noonchaand]

you accidentally sign up for quora when you're 12 and they'll send you emails when you're on your deathbed too. i fucking BLOCKED them, how am i still getting these??? i'm 20 years old please Let It Go

[very tall bart @TallBart]

I just installed an extension that puts "white people be like" before every tweet and it's already reduced my rage by 30%

[Russell 🐟 @russ_owl]

Beavers alter, abandon, and then return to landscapes on multi-generational, multi-century timescales and I can’t stop thinking about this beaver as some kind of Rip van Winkle beaver. He was probably like “bout time to dam the creek at Gansevoort again” and then found NYC

[z @z4pych4n]

white people be like steely dan helped me through a really dark time in my life

[seff @sethsobroke]

the aftermath

[seff @sethsobroke]

Fish spread

[seff @sethsobroke]

Fish report #2

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

beasted on

[Doc Sportello Democrat @DGDtheSequel]

the land grant university is a sign of a developed civilization

[rover @roving_brah]

People always say about hunting/fishing “oh I bet you feel like such a big man killing poor defenseless animals” honestly no bro the animals are smarter than me 90% of the time it actually makes me feel like a retard

[assistant inspector @housetrotter]

i’m addicted to falling asleep on the couch

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

“He’s about to fill up his tank. End the ceasefire.”

[Aurora @Aurora_un]

Esto es como si Zhukov te viniera en 1945 y te dijera que el poder de la bomba atómica es insignificante en comparación al materialismo dialectico

[🇬🇷🏛️η απόγονος του προστάτη🏹🏺 @alexxozydu]

the barbaroi have gone insane

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

This is why I open carry

[💫Tribe 13X 🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

Good morning