Seth Reid

Problem solver, devils advocate, key presser, driver, lover, hater.

[Seth Reid @sethstil]

LOL. It’s 2022, and this is one of the highlighted #update #feature in #iOS16 ?! Okay @Apple.

[Seth Reid @sethstil]

@mdusing Recently at Monet exhibit, the person handing out audio devices looked at me like I was crazy when I politely said “no thank you”. Calm, visual consumption... not allowed ;)

[Seth Reid @sethstil]

@brquintana @ATT I live on a hill, west side of Denver, zero tall things around me, phone shows 2-4 bars in house... but I have to walk to the middle of my driveway, stand on one foot, retry call 3-4x, curse profusely—still only hear parts of convo. #rituals #aligningchakras

[Seth Reid @sethstil]

@mdusing Shoulda done it yourself

[Seth Reid @sethstil]

@meusPartum Yep, tracking! He currently has the top 4 one day win totals, and bets big! I think he also has photographic memory—he is intense to watch—mechanical. I think he’s on track to take most winning player title from the infamous Ken Jennings w/ 74 consecutive wins @ $2.5m.

[Seth Reid @sethstil]

@AnthroPunk Also, if I was a criminal, I’d prolly have a crew work with me, set up a system where they can track me via a different app, then I send code signal to them via a different channel that indicates they should look at my current spot. But in not a fucking criminal. So never mind.

[Seth Reid @sethstil]

@AnthroPunk I’ve been thinking about this “hack” for a while with mild concern about the potential and wonder how much it happens. Defense options: 1) get picked up from your neighbors house (sorrry!) 2) while in ride, talk about you insane Cujo dog still at home 3)?

[Seth Reid @sethstil]

@simonmeisinger @WalterStephanie If you have a good #accessibility aware developer, they would wrap the #emoji in an aria tag with a very good description and solve the problem. Here is a technical example write up: https://t.co/U95ivlq03g

[Seth Reid @sethstil]

@jmease @TamaraSepper LOL. Well played @jmease

[Pat Rothfuss @PatrickRothfuss]

*In the airport, TSA guy gives my groin a solid frisk*

TSA guy: (gesturing) Do you have anything there?

Me: Oh yes.

*Guy stares at me*

Me: Oh. You mean other than, like... my dick?

Guy: I'm going to go over the area again.

Me: I don't blame you, it's pretty great.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Happy 30th anniversary to the Internet! I got you all my personal data.

[Seth Reid @sethstil]

#SxSw = Stupid xTreme Sheep walkers
I seriously wonder if they would look up if I started choking them.

[Seth Reid @sethstil]

@brquintana I’ve walked out of more than what I’ve stayed for 😕

[Seth Reid @sethstil]

Possibly more drinking and not sleeping happening than focussing on #priorities. Lackluster, boring, tired panel speakers. And the guy next to me nodding off trying to use me as a #pillow. Learnings from #SXSW2019

[Seth Reid @sethstil]

This is epic. Narcissism at it’s finest: https://t.co/KzoOkBCNMn

[Seth Reid @sethstil]

.@FourSeasons hotel, #Austin, basic drip #coffee. $6 fucking dollars! Captive audience. Learnings from #SXSW2019

[Seth Reid @sethstil]

Think about how bad people are at #driving, now put them on #scooters, now mix them in with all you #zombies looking at your #mobile devices while walking, now multiply that by #SXSW attendance. Need I say more 😐 Learnings from #SXSW19

[Seth Reid @sethstil]

#innovation is not putting a bunch of #hipsters flying #drones in your company somewhere. Learnings from #SXSW2019 😐

[Seth Reid @sethstil]

@RyanJones Fake meetings? No, I just put blocks where ever I need them and title them: “Fuck off”

[Jeff Gothelf @jboogie]

Fixed time, fixed scope projects always end in 1 of 3 ways:

1. We move the deadline.
2. We reduce scope.
3. We implement “crunch mode” , everybody puts in 80 hour weeks till the deadline, burns out, quits and goes to work somewhere else.