The United States was in Afghanistan for 19 years, 10 months, and 25 days. For context, that's about how long it takes to listen to "Donda" all the way through
Simone Biles won nationals w/broken toes in both feet, worlds w/a kidney stone, and has carried the burden of being a face of sexual assault survivors as a national institution failed to support them
Half of y'all yelling about "toughness" can't handle wearing a mask in Wegman's
9-year-old: Remember that karaoke machine I got for Christmas a few years ago?
Me: Yeah. Too bad it broke.
9: I fixed it. It just needed batteries.
Uh oh. She's becoming self-aware.