setmajer he/him

An angry monkey born in a shithole, living in a rathole, is it any wonder I’m an asshole?

[setmajer he/him @setmajer]

@British_Airways That is the number I was sent originally. The one for O’Hare does not work.

[setmajer he/him @setmajer]

@British_Airways I left a Kindle on BA297 to O’Hare. Your customer service has twice given me an incorrect number for O’Hare lost & found, and now I’m flying back today. Any chance you can help?

[setmajer he/him @setmajer]

@umairh Sewed a velcro tab over the zipper on the poo bag dispenser so it wouldn’t randomly unzip and trail the poo bag roll behind me like an airplane banner.

[setmajer he/him @setmajer]

@umairh It’s all been downhill since Freddy Mercury died.

[setmajer he/him @setmajer]

@eventbrite I’d love to, but I don’t see a button? I’m apparently ‘not verified’ so I can’t DM you.

Sorry to be a pain.

[setmajer he/him @setmajer]

@eventbrite Hi! I’m trying to contact your corporate sales to upgrade an account for my employer, Money and Pensions Service. We tried your website enquiry form, an email to the addy on our invoice, & direct contact to employees on LinkedIn to no avail. Can you help?

Thanks.

[setmajer he/him @setmajer]

@lealea @figma If you’re on Mac, PDF Squeezer (in the App Store) is brilliant. Been using it for years.

[setmajer he/him @setmajer]

@codepo8 Ahhhgghh…that’s why the dog was pestering…

[setmajer he/him @setmajer]

@Me_n_ennui Maybe don’t visit Chicago between Nov–Mar. 🙃

[setmajer he/him @setmajer]

@TheMarco They don’t have any interest in governing in that sense.

Nor do I think most who voted for him care. Decades of Republican rhetoric & ‘starve the beast’ policymaking have Americans believing government can only ever be inept and harmful regardless who is in power.

[setmajer he/him @setmajer]

Microsoft Authenticator exists primarily to distract us from how pants Teams is.

It’s the only rational explanation.

[setmajer he/him @setmajer]

@Me_n_ennui *jealous*

[setmajer he/him @setmajer]

@petetrainor @HP https://t.co/vIQ3Rodxej

CW: adult language

[setmajer he/him @setmajer]

So much for that whole ‘Germans have no sense of humour’ thing.

[BBC London @BBCLondonNews]

So, this happened on the Thames ... ��� Sound on!

[setmajer he/him @setmajer]

@hashjenni What sort of monster doesn’t do that?

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

gandalf:

jesus:

gandalf:

jesus: lol, I just realized after I died and came back people started saying I was white too

gandalf: we don—we don’t have to bond over stuff

[setmajer he/him @setmajer]

@Boudicca1973 Couldn't you send the attack chihuahua in to flush it out?

[setmajer he/him @setmajer]

@reg_inee XD is in maintenance mode.

I’d suggest some sort of low–/no–code tool (Notion, Airtable, even — gasp — Excel). Very useful for data analysis, managing recruitment, tracking work, etc.