Marc

27🇩🇪 • audhd • he/him

[Marc @setmurphy]

I feel the same way. For example, people always tell you to imagine your audience is naked to mitigate nervousness. But they aren’t?! Not helping

[sim @douwuata]

a lot of tips for executive dysfunction are like “pretend the hat man is pointing a gun at you” “put your clock 15 minutes ahead”and i don’t understand how are these tricks supposed to work because maybe i’m simply too.. aware?

[euphoria @euphoriaHBO]

I love you, Rue.

[the autistic daughter of lorraine delacorte @notkimberlyno]

oh you have a disabling condition? surely you’ve never considered exercise, therapy, finding comfort in the uncomfortable, or simply enduring the pain without making it anyone else’s problem! luckily i am here to give you my very helpful advice which is: i don’t care get over it

[heyba @criedfricknn]

cried so much but still cant make peace with the fact that the kiind of life i envision for myself remains inaccessible due to reasons beyond my control

[brie @brie_facemelter]

i'm on the "noticeable cognitive decline to the point of having trouble talking to people fully coherently" stage of depression

[James @turningmystile]

some people are traumatized in the way that makes you really serious and sensitive all the time and some people are traumatized in the way that makes you constantly make fucked up jokes and have really thick skin and these two groups fucking hate each other

[El Diaz @SoyDaniloDiaz]

Amo que nuestra generación rompió el estereotipo de que si te tatúas, no consigues trabajo; ahora nadie consigue trabajo, estés tatuado o no.

[sarah 🪿 @medievalthymes]

this is just what it feels like everyday now

[girlkisser3000 @himecidals]

people who have absolutely no interest in music scare me a little

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock2]

The male experience has fundamentally not changed for the past 200 years

[M.eilar 💗 @Karugiii]

Atp, it’s just me and Michael Jackson who haven’t watched his movie

[amber! @corvophobia]

i only realised recently that pole dancing poles rotate. i really thought the dancers were just doing all that

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[acervo gracie abrams @gracieacervo]

when your circle small but y'all crazy!!

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

"Yoda, are we going the right way?"

"Off course, we are."

[Marc @setmurphy]

Thank you Stephen Colbert and Dakota Johnson for this absolute masterpiece back in 2016

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

self harming by remaining sober

[Marc @setmurphy]

Funny how they get more attractive from left to right

[isla de luca @isladeluca]

this is a graph of me on a night out by # of drinks consumed

[David Benedict 🏳️‍🌈🕎 @eggsbened]

There are days when I miss being an editor and I particularly loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.