Lissette Moreno

lifes a party rock your body
Key West 🌺

[Lissette Moreno @settieconfetti]

“Looks like 2 Christmas hams fighting over a tootsie roll”

You can’t make this up

[Lissette Moreno @settieconfetti]

I watched Love of my life yesterday and my brain chemistry is still fucked up today because of it thank u

[Johnnie “McCokinner” McDermott @JohnnieMcSpeaks]

Best place to meet your wife:

1. Miami
2. Snapchat quick add
3. Ft Lauderdale spring break
4. CVS the morning of November 1st
5. Burner verse

Am I missing any??

[eva @almodovarrrr]

me siento como carrie cuando terminó con mr. big y cada episodio tenía citas con tipos random y no sentía nada

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

this girl just said Q as in cucumber i'm gonna just focus on myself

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Turning to strangers in an elevator after ten seconds of silence and saying “So do you guys think the bird was actually for sale or no”

[Jack @GayLaVie]

You’re laughing. Kelly Clarkson has put us in danger, and you’re laughing.

[Lissette Moreno @settieconfetti]

Got the same Lyft driver from this morning & we’re basically besties singing country out loud. Incredible. 5 stars

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Gays: “Tom Welling naked!”

The photo of Tom Welling naked:

[Lissette Moreno @settieconfetti]

Sexting at 9am is aggressive but #thisis30

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Wife:
I smell weed in the garage.
Are you high at 9:14 am???

Me:

[Lissette Moreno @settieconfetti]

My hobbies include but aren’t limited to going to my best friends bar when she’s working, cracking open a cold dos xx and laughing at twitter out loud in public.

[cris @criistwitta]

Isso aqui é um dos easter egg MAIS LEGAIS da história do cinema

[Lissette Moreno @settieconfetti]

@TheYaquiVegan Used to be my hands down fav place in Phoenix as far as vegan places go!!!!! Yum !!!!!! Hope you liked!!!!!!

[Lissette Moreno @settieconfetti]

The streets!!!!!!!

[sDub @seancdub]

dream blunt rotation!!!! I know I’d be laughing non stop with these gals

[lilo @heavenslt]

venus retrograde is kinda pointless for me because i already keep random contact with all my exes and situationships. nobody is coming back, they just occasionally appear

[Lissette Moreno @settieconfetti]

My Uber driver smells like an ex situationship. That’s unfortunate for me

[Sbonda Rhimes @Mnix27]

They know nothing about picking your favourite raindrop on the window, and watching it.

[freya jane @freyaunfiltered]

it sure has