Mizenower?

[Mizenower? @settroit]

Warehouse: an alarm sounds, a giant screen fills with my bloodshot eye

"Christ, he's checking his tracking AGAIN, better ship it faster!"

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

[Trying to do a yo mamma joke but I’m too empathetic]

*tenderly grasping your hand*

Is your mother still struggling with her weight?

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[Mizenower? @settroit]

@nana___x7 I'm just saying when I put Illari's pylon there it's very rude of you to break it because i was being funny

[໊ @user0000O0]

i bet driving into a tree feels good as fuck

[27. @dimvji]

hate when i leave the house in my idgaf clothes and then i start to gaf

[Mizenower? @settroit]

@AzPetrich "human"

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

People only hate Elon Musk because he comes from an emerald mining fortune made in apartheid South Africa, he buys ideas and pretends he’s an inventor, he’s a white supremacist, union-busting, abusive employer, he’s hoarding $1T in stolen wages, he makes us ashamed to be human,

[Mizenower? @settroit]

@MKENewYorker Did it ever happen?

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

[Nancy Rommelmann @NancyRomm]

My daughter sends. She knows all about this. Also please come over so I can feed you

[Mizenower? @settroit]

@mizliz_ He's one of the 16 Ovewatch characters to get a lego minifig

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

my take on the topic du jour? well. i agree with some of the involved. as for the others they must be shot in the street like dogs

[WARHORSE @JPWARHORSE]

When I see a little charcuterie board at the party

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The food replicators in Star Trek would never work because in reality when someone ordered “Earl Grey hot” i would yell over their shoulder “with cum in it” because it would be hilarious

[Lunchbox🐔🗣️ @fishin4l0ve]

Ive talked about how gothic horror is a fear of the remains of a now dead decadence of the past, ie haunted castles or old haunted mansions. Our modern version of this is evidently empty shopping malls and anamatronic pizzaria arcades

[Mizenower? @settroit]

@PetreRaleigh I've been saying this about COVID representation in media. It is a VERY short list of shows that actually incorporated it into their storylines, and that disconnect was shocking.

[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai

[Mizenower? @settroit]

The hardest part of being a parent is pretending indigo is real