SEU TROLL

A dynamic, SEU-centered troll banana-fosters student success by integrating comic relief and higher humor.

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The OG @TheBabylonBee

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Good times @MikikoShira

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Happy Festivus!

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Remember when the @seu_troll ruled the school? #SEURW

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I miss this.

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#thatmomentwhen When you flush before you're done peeing and finish before the toilet completely flushes. #thelittlethings

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Remember remember when late last semester the streaker Vendetta showed El Prado his member.

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"I killed my final, kicked it in the mouth, owned it, destroyed it, murdered it, obliterated it." #stuffangrystudentssay

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I see that many of you are embracing the troll lifestyle. More studying = less personal hygiene. #ItsNotTheGreenBushesThatSmellFunny #finals

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The doctor said I had A.D. something, HEY! CAN WE TAKE OUR FINAL OUTSIDE???

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"Wanna hang out?"..."Sure, meet me in the library." #finalsweek

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You would know if it was.. but it #wasntme

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That awkward moment when your Hindu friend says #yolo.

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"We Are Young" eh? Skip a few tracks on that album to "One Foot" and see if you still support it. #blasphemyisnot #fun

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"He's not dating me, he's courting me." #thingsseugirlssay

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The Arnolds are planning on leaving the country may 8th. Please drop off a few dollars in @michaelmutz office today. Any amount helps.

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No sir, you are confused. It's not called gluttony, it's called being American. #atetoomuch #thingsseustudentssay

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I know the presidential candidates aren't best we've had.. but whoever is proposing we vote Kony 2012 is nuts.

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Unfortunately we will have to EXCEPT the fact that our school has chronic Bad Grammar Syndrome. #AcceptVsEXCEPT

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Grilled cheese is underrated. Thank you #Chartwells now for some bagged milk...