Seuss Magoose

Low Level Enforcer / Goon at Lumon Industries

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Shoutout to my anonymous colleague who recycled their Zyn puck. Very sustainable

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@RespectfulMemes @thatguynacs9

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[Gary Sheffield Jr. @GarysheffieldJr]

I don’t even know what to say about these goofy goobers anymore.

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Somebody wake up the Green Day guy

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Ping pong tables should be banned from offices. It’s 4pm on a Monday - if you need something to do, I will GIVE you something to do.

[Jermaine Eluemunor @JEluemunor]

How about that MF Offensive Line…Controlled the LOS just like we said we would. God Bless

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@thatguynacs9 Dustin Keller O 17.5 yards

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There is nothing quite like a hefty chipotle bowl after returning from vacation #chipper

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Rose OTD: 10/10 beach day
Thorn OTD: stung by a bee
Bud OTD: lake vougliameni tmrw
Sporn OTD: @weinfeld_cory

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@thatguynacs9 Show us the surf and turf

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@professormooks Nah u trippin

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@mooseward_ @nick_knows_ball Gidders Select with a side of Stwibling

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@mooseward_

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julie is tweaking 😭

[Pubity @pubity]

The CEO of Accenture is asking employees to not go on vacation this August for the company to "deliver a strong fourth quarter".

For one-time-only, the company will allow those that don't use their vacation days this month to carry them into 2027.

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Gotta tip ur cap to the rain delay crew. Quite the operation w the tarp

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Brian Cashman is such a chud. Couldn’t even get higashioka the home run stroka back in pinstripes. Woulda cost a Diet Coke and half a bag of chips

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I’m so hungry I could eat an Al Jefferson post move bag work

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@mooseward_ The sea cig