sev

juice, sauce, little bit of dressing

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[Luc ᴾᵉᵗᵃˡ 🌼 @lucneedy]

Spoilers without context: Euphoria season 3 episode 1 #euphoria

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

the baby's name cannot be Taylor. that's too obvious. it must be Renesmee.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

losing an hour on international women’s day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar

[OLA🙂‍↕️ @ABJ_psycho]

the typa shi i was doing with people i literally just met during my first 2 weeks of college:

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Being 26 is weird because you feel like you're 21, till you meet someone whose 21 and realize how much 5 years can do to you

[Frank Morano @frankmorano]

Say what you want about the Groundhog, that rodent knows weather.

[David @dqveed]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

me trying to act normal after hearing something that hurt my soul

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

I’ve had a weird week

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

when I randomly remember one of my shirts I haven’t seen in a while

[Andrew @gmengalaxy]

my favorite part about being a Giants fan is that someday i’ll die

[Shrek @Shrek]

Can't today, I'm swamped.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

The People's Champ 👀

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

for non ahs fans this is like rihanna returning to music

[The Antihero @YourBoy_KG]

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?

[Brandon 🇩🇴🇵🇷 @BronxBombrs]

Dodgers vs Blue Jays World Series

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

AMC Theatres should fly flags at half-mast today