Stephanie 70k Van Dyk

Staff SRE on GKE at Google. #computerswereamistake 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈

[Stephanie 70k Van Dyk @sevandyk]

Forget "giving my best". I'm keeping my best. Y'all can get like, my "pretty okay".

[Jim Broadbent Daily @broadbentdaily]

Jim & Dame Judi Dench on the set of Iris (2001)
@JudiDenchNews @Judi_Daily

[Stephanie 70k Van Dyk @sevandyk]

XKCD now fills the cultural niche in offices that was vacated by Dilbert.

[Stephanie 70k Van Dyk @sevandyk]

I am "hmmm maybe it would be fun to buy a horseshoes set for car camping" years old. 👵

[Stephanie 70k Van Dyk @sevandyk]

@baddestmamajama @lingerie_addict I wanna look like that though!

[Ashley Willis (McNamara) @ashleymcnamara]

KubeconEU is approaching which means earring production has begun! See you nerds in Amsterdam!

[Stephanie 70k Van Dyk @sevandyk]

@Peter_Olds Wow congrats on your residency, what a swerve hahah

[Stephanie 70k Van Dyk @sevandyk]

@stephhippo The hardest thing I've ever done. Easily. And we have to do it while doing all the other shit in our lives at the same time.

[Stephanie 70k Van Dyk @sevandyk]

@stephhippo One year olds are a trap to make you want more.

[Jeff Stein @jstein_star]

Doing some journalism

[Stephanie 70k Van Dyk @sevandyk]

I believe gossip that brings me joy

[your #1 source for absurdist true crime 🐀 🐍👑 🌷 @davidgerard]

UNVERIFIED RUMOUR:

Musk fired everyone with access to the private key to their internal root CA, and they can no longer run Puppet because the Puppet master's CA cert expired and they can't get a new one because no one has access. They no longer can mint certs.

*ahem* lol

[Stephanie 70k Van Dyk @sevandyk]

@rg9119 My eyes see it but my brain doesn't believe it.

[Stephanie 70k Van Dyk @sevandyk]

This is going to ruin my whole day.

[Fin Moorhouse @finmoorhouse]

These shapes are topologically equivalent (!)

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

This International Women’s Day, let’s remember that most of the people who make your clothes - from Shein to haute couture - are women, and their work should be valued and respected.

[Stephanie 70k Van Dyk @sevandyk]

You laid off employees on parental leave without paying out their leave, but go off.

https://t.co/j6eXwtH21J

[Stephanie 70k Van Dyk @sevandyk]

I love to be celebrated.

[Stephanie 70k Van Dyk @sevandyk]

Today, I'm celebrating international women's day by remembering my 5 figure settlement check from the lawsuit where my employer was accused of systemically paying women less than men. 💁‍♀️

[Stephanie 70k Van Dyk @sevandyk]

You laid off employees on parental leave without paying out their leave, but go off.

https://t.co/j6eXwtH21J

[Google Doodles @GoogleDoodles]

Happy International Women’s Day!

Today’s annual #GoogleDoodle celebrates how women all over the world support one another in every aspect of life.

Learn more about #IWD2023 here → https://t.co/SlzQK1YYrP

[Stephanie 70k Van Dyk @sevandyk]

Gen alpha giving zoomer nihilism a run for their money:

Kid1: Mama, I want you to pretend to be a baby. And Grandpa, you pretend to be a kid.

M: what are you pretending to be?

K1: I'm pretending to be garbage.

[Stephanie 70k Van Dyk @sevandyk]

@IanColdwater You are inspiring and very funny.