Steve Martin

Rangers, horse racing, Chinese takeaway.

[Steve Martin @sevco_steve]

just smashed my phone screen. banter.

[Steve Martin @sevco_steve]

Rangers are mental

[Steve Martin @sevco_steve]

@WHUOli_ @ohahgrantona @FootyBevs @FootyScran @BlackYellow We went to Stuttgart away and some of the boys were acting pissed until they got told it was 0.1% beer 🥴

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My 50 year old work colleague has just asked me what my tik tok name is.

[Steve Martin @sevco_steve]

@gregjames This is in Dumfries. Want a remake of it @gregjames ?

[Steve Martin @sevco_steve]

Have they just started making appointments on your behalf now?

[Steve Martin @sevco_steve]

@btsportfootball Putting on a show for you

[Steve Martin @sevco_steve]

@ClawsRated Different gravy lad 😬

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Why do I think rangers can get a result tonight. I am a clown.

[Steve Martin @sevco_steve]

A brilliant night. Onto a rocking brox

[Borussia Dortmund @BVB]

Let's make it a special night! 🌟

[Steve Martin @sevco_steve]

Is that the best result you've seen for rangers?

[Steve Martin @sevco_steve]

Incredible. Absolutely class.

[Steve Martin @sevco_steve]

@Jordanbhoy1992 You thinking you've won after the front 9

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@Jordanbhoy1992

[Steve Martin @sevco_steve]

@Jordanbhoy1992 You still can't beat this clown at golf.

[Steve Martin @sevco_steve]

@codfuzz Keep it within a goal would do me tbf. Both teams are unpredictable just now!

[Steve Martin @sevco_steve]

This content deserves to go into the twitter hall of fame.

[TN🎗️ @_teenels]

imagine finding out your bestfriend is seeing your dad…couldn’t fucking write it. SLAG.

[Steve Martin @sevco_steve]

@ThatEricAlper The office.

[Jon Trickett MP @jon_trickett]

• Super-yacht building at 13 year highs
• Private jet use up 50%

The super rich are spending their €5 trillion pandemic wealth on toys.

Meanwhile 20 million UK people are set for fuel poverty this year.

Doesn’t sit well, does it?

[Steve Martin @sevco_steve]

@SeannHamiltonn How's he let it get into that state. No way has that been in his wallet the whole time?!