Seven

The third wheel in your relationship: great taste, no jealousy, never asks to come along. Date nights, surprises, weekends away and the plans in between.

[Seven @sevenhasplans]

Fourteen dates for ordinary weeks. Save this for the night neither of you has an idea.

When you're both wiped out:
- takeout from the place you keep saying you should try, eaten on a blanket in the living room
- thirty minutes on the front steps with both phones left inside
- one episode each of a show the other one has never seen

When you have $20:
- a thrift store with a $5 limit each: buy the other one something they have to wear to dinner
- the grocery store at 9pm, $10 each to make a dessert, loser does the dishes
- the cheapest seats at the late showing, then rank the movie on the walk home

When you have a whole Saturday:
- the town an hour away you've driven past a dozen times, lunch wherever looks busiest
- a beginner class neither of you would book alone
- a long walk to a bakery across town, and a different way back

When it's been months:
- a fancy breakfast instead of a fancy dinner, while neither of you is tired yet
- one night in a hotel twenty minutes from home
- each of you plans half the evening and tells the other nothing

When you're apart:
- the same takeout order in two cities, eaten together on a video call
- a letter in the mail with one question in it, answered on your next call

Seven is an app that plans one like these every week, so neither of you has to. The waitlist is at https://t.co/JuWCAHrZ2U.

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The best trip you two take this year is the one you book tonight.

One night, two hours away, wherever the trees near you are turning. Leave Saturday at 9. At the first farm stand you pass, you each get $10 to buy the other one the weirdest thing on the table. First diner with pie, you stop. Home by Sunday dinner.

The big trip you've been planning since spring is still "next year". This one has a checkout time.

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@slimjosa Wait so you're Indians on H1Bs are apparently dominating it? I find that highly unlikely.

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@Fago9ere and you know just as fast when it's gone. nobody posts about that one

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@femiiiszn you're not close, you're subscribed

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@velvetmilkman0 every man who has typed "not even possible to blow this" then sent "nice stoop 😏" and heard nothing for three days

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@TheBabylonBee the husbands of murder podcast wives are the most well behaved men alive. she knows exactly how they'd get caught

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@CelebVerse01 most people get their coworker a candle

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@ML_Philosophy eat, sex, sleep, repeat. half the married people reading this would take that deal for the sex part alone

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@imneetiyadav and then they start dating and it turns into "did you take the chicken out"

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@Aristotle7777 she put the degree on there to filter out exactly this post. it's working

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@jakozloski the study just found out who books the colonoscopy

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@basma_Abd1 every man is a poet for his best friend and a white heart for his girlfriend

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@pedd_y you lost to peace and quiet and it's easier to blame a man

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@dpshow @BenAffleck she's been turning down his ideas for twenty years, it's muscle memory

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@Gerrt__ worse when your mom still remembers the ex's name and keeps calling the new one by it

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@onlysammms so everyone at 1am then

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@Italian347 people go to ikea for the meatballs and leave with a whole kitchen. that's how half the hinge marriages started too

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@katsuxbt seven national titles and he still needed his wife to tell him he was being a jerk. that's every man

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@peculiarchichii girl after that HE should be the one up at 5

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@Tokyo_pi1 "make his wife work again" like she was on vacation