CUNT🧚🏿‍♀️🧚🏿

[Sidney @cindipsaicosque]

Se for menina Taylor e se for menino Taylor

[raspy & depressed @killahBEENbee]

why won’t y’all just stop having kids? 😭😭😭😭😭😭 y’all don’t want to talk to them, read with them, listen to them, play with them, or even BATHE them. parenthood is not by force

[FEROCITYWRLD★★★ @fuvk_hvpe]

I have the emotional availability of a lightskin basketball player rn

[🧚🏽‍♂️����🏽‍♀️ A$ANNI ARMON 🧜🏽‍♀️🧚🏽‍♂️ @AsanniArmon]

Like in what world should they have remained friends after this? This was EP1 by the way.

[Dorian @dorian_2x]

me in 5th grade passing out the white boards and giving my opp the dirty one

[𓆩♰𓆪 알잖아요 𓆩♰𓆪 @playboysoshi]

And then I opened the tweet—

[julia @eathedocument]

any plot line where a woman backs out of having an abortion at the last minute

[MISS VIRGO @varruechexo]

Yess white mess

[lu 🪩 @wolfstarsgirl]

eu quando me atrasei pela primeira vez e vi que nada deu errado e comecei a fazer isso sempre

[its summer camp…? 🇬🇭 @kimkimdaya]

you can’t watch the og gossip girl w woke glasses on you won’t enjoy it

[EP @tattooedheprt]

Wtf are yall saying

[miya @miyarah_]

cuando solo dormí 3 horas y las personas a mi alrededor no paran de hablar

[katherine @starescence]

was reading old messages and started laughing at my own jokes

[⚢ Piper ⚢ @Lethalstraight]

Professor talking about his personal life instead of teaching

[black ocean @clitdad]

You're born.

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years.

You die.

[𝓫𝓸𝔂𝓡𝓲 @Boyravee]

Medical students staying up all night to learn about why sleep is important for the brain

[Not Tyrese or Taye Diggs @Younglordsean]

I always loved this gif because this is exactly how I use Twitter

[gio @gioceii]

Kevin dgaf everyone that knows him knows that

[Jasmine. @glacier_heart]

being ugly doesn’t make you a good man .😭

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

It was called a computer room, and we used to leave the internet there.