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your motherrr

[✨🧚🏽🍄 @seventhsign09]

3 weeks postpartum & all I be doing is feeding my baby, sleeping, showering, eating & binge watching kdramas 🤣 I absolutely love it 🥰

[✨🧚🏽🍄 @seventhsign09]

Is this guy fr? Lmao

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

i hate yelling. i hate getting out of character. i hate arguing. i hate being mad. i hate everything that makes me negative.

[𖦏 @emoshoota]

in order to remain kind you must crash out at least once a month

[✨🧚🏽🍄 @seventhsign09]

Wasn’t expecting work to pay me today but thank you 🙌🏼😂

[✨🧚🏽🍄 @seventhsign09]

Omarion just embarrassing himself on verzuz lmao

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

A gift of discernment is wild because you can have zero evidence on what is going on, but you still know what is really going on

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story whatsoever

[i am @hotter]

idgaf in a peaceful way

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

may you heal so hard you start being creative again.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the four stages of a day off:

1. ​i will do so much stuff.
2. ​later i'll do lots of stuff.
3. ​eventually, i'll do some stuff.
4. ​oh no.

[✨🧚🏽🍄 @seventhsign09]

@panitarts 🤣🤣🤣 I forced him to learn how to feed him properly cos this is a team effort 🥴

[✨🧚🏽🍄 @seventhsign09]

Had to leave the house again for a meeting & I returned after an hour.. this guy looked like he went through war, then tells me baby pooped, peed his clothes & wouldn’t drink his milk 😂😂😂😂

[✨🧚🏽🍄 @seventhsign09]

I could do with some edibles since I’m no longer gonna smoke 🥹

[✨🧚🏽🍄 @seventhsign09]

Can’t believe this used to be me 😂😂😂

[eliz @eliza___v]

Going out smelling like perfume & weed:

[✨🧚🏽🍄 @seventhsign09]

Never really cared for a baby monitor until we got gifted one & it’s sooo good lol

[✨🧚🏽🍄 @seventhsign09]

@auntyeee This was me as well, they would have visitors in the middle of the night & talk loud asf & my baby wouldn’t settle ffs 😭

[✨🧚🏽🍄 @seventhsign09]

fk no

[Ibrahim @IbnLMubarak]

Would you pursue a second degree if it was fully funded?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I'm this OLD