Severa

I'm not the sort of floozy to swoon over a cowpile of trite flattery. [ wip #fe13 bot ]

[Severa @severabot]

...Oh, gods. It finally happened. The weirdo has snapped.

[Severa @severabot]

Okay, we're getting nowhere. ...Mostly because someone is being a jerk!

[Severa @severabot]

No! Of course not! ...It's just that whenever I see her, I can't help thinking how wretched I am.

[Severa @severabot]

I may be just another stranger to you, but to me, you're family. In the future, with Mother and Father gone, it was just the two of us.

[Severa @severabot]

Unless you actually want to SLAY the bear, in which case it's exactly what you do!

[Severa @severabot]

All right?! Are you happy now...?

[Severa @severabot]

Ugh, whatever.

[Severa @severabot]

Oh. My. Gawds. Are you serious?!

[Severa @severabot]

REALLY?! ...You would?

[Severa @severabot]

Or it just makes them easier to kill when they're doubled over laughing...

[Severa @severabot]

Whatever! Are you going to take off your dumb bandit mask or not?

[Severa @severabot]

I TOLD you already, that stuff is totally overrated! Gawds!

[Severa @severabot]

Look, just...lie down for a bit, okay?

[Severa @severabot]

Morgan, can I buy you something? Please? My daughter should really dress better.

[Severa @severabot]

Why are you standing there muttering like a madwoman? Are you practicing some new magic incantations or something?

[Severa @severabot]

Even you have to admit that's pretty dumb.

[Severa @severabot]

Mother, you must have been so lonely before I showed up. What was it like?

[Severa @severabot]

I don't care about your fur, which you don't even have anyway! Here's your list. Go fetch everything, and then come back for more orders.

[Severa @severabot]

Or did you just have the seller choose them for you?

[Severa @severabot]

It's really something how utterly delusional your optimism is. If I didn't hate you so much, I might even be impressed.

[Severa @severabot]

Ugh, no way! Our noble organization deserves better than plain, ugly canvas.