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[Several Netizens @severalnetizens]

Cash-only Policy accidentally produces most wholesome K-pop Scandal of the Year

[Irene 아이린 Global 🌷 @irene_global]

Irene bought water for 2 people at Singapore's airport since they had no cash on them 🥺

“I got treated to water by Bae Joohyun!!

The night before yesterday, I was buying a bottle of water at a convenience store in Singapore Airport. Just as I was about to pay, unnie walked in. I was so surprised and happily greeted her. She then went off to pick out some things.

When it was our turn to pay, the cashier told us it was cash only. My friend and I didn't have any cash, so we were about to put the water back.

Unnie noticed us. She had just finished choosing her items and was about to check out when she turned to us and asked, “You don't have cash?” (in Korean).

We said yes, and she made a little waving gesture with her hand, calling us over. (P.S. She looked so cool)

Then, we waited while she collected the staff's items, then she turned around and reached out her hand, asking for our water. (P.S. I was screaming internally.) We handed her our bottles so she could pay for them together with her own things.

After that, we waited outside for her to finish checking out. When she came out, she had the person next to her hand the water back to us.

In the end, my friend and I each gave unnie a box of snacks we had brought to thank her. She accepted them personally with a big smile.

Unnie is so wonderful. I'm going to love her for the rest of my life 😭”

#IRENE #아이린 #RedVelvet @RVsmtown

[Several Netizens @severalnetizens]

"Iconic by Mistake" gag lyrics were written by middle-aged men.

"Hating me is like all you do, breakfast to dinner
Algorithm bulletproof, b-breaking your fingers
Thank you for the comments, it's because of all your hate
I-I-I-I-I-I-I am iconic by mistake
I-I-I-I-I-I-I am iconic by mistake"

Can you guess which one is Minju?

[About Music @AboutMusicYT]

ILLIT, KATSEYE and LE SSERAFIM in Iconic By Mistake:

"Hating me is like all you do
Breakfast to dinner
Algorithm bullet proof
breaking your fingers
Thank you for the comments
It's because of all your hate
I am iconic by mistake"

[Several Netizens @severalnetizens]

KARD announces first full-length album, immediately followed by their last full-length album.

[pannchoa @pannchoa]

DSP announces KARD's final album and scheduled disbandment
https://t.co/CSHY1Arql4

[Several Netizens @severalnetizens]

"Those hips are clearly implants" says Knet who has never touched a woman's pelvis, let alone his own.

[pannchoa @pannchoa]

ITZY Yuna shares photos in a swimsuit
https://t.co/3jwNZGtEyE

[Several Netizens @severalnetizens]

SM Entertainment Executives debated whether to call it "Velvet Summer" or "Summer Velvet", then realized no one cares.

[About Music @AboutMusicYT]

Red Velvet announces their comeback, Velvet Summer, out August 3rd.

[Several Netizens @severalnetizens]

Dear K-pop Stans,

To maintain a positive environment for Carmen, her fandom has agreed to the following regarding her musical stages.

1. If Carmen sings a note that sounds unusual, everyone must immediately ask whether the microphone, stage monitor, backing track, in-ear monitor, venue acoustics, or camera angle was responsible.

2. Should Carmen accidentally discover a brand-new key, please applaud politely and the sheet music will be updated afterward.

3. If another member like Juun looks concerned, it's just their "performance face".

4. If someone posts a clip of Carmen, you are required to reply, "Funny how nobody had a problem when..." even if you cannot finish the sentence.

5. If a clip begins circulating on social media, everyone must insist it has been edited. If the original broadcast is posted, everyone must insist the broadcast was edited.

6. If Carmen receives criticism, everyone else in K-pop must immediately receive the exact same criticism, regardless of whether they were on stage.

7. If a vocal coach comments on the performance, remind everyone that the vocal coach has never debuted in a girl group.

8. If Carmen herself laughs about making a mistake, immediately inform her that she actually didn't.

9. Spam "Forever with Carmen" on social media even though Carmen's contract is for 7 years.

10. Above all at the end of Carmen's performance, chant "Encore! Encore!" and remember that Carmen must never experience the unpleasant feeling of being judged on the same criteria as everyone else.

Thank you,

Carmen Stans

P.S. If these demands are not met, we will send another protest truck to the SM Building asking for Carmen to wear shorter pants again.

[pannchoa @pannchoa]

Hearts2Hearts' Juun's reaction to Carmen's high note during encore
https://t.co/r8fxRxKU81