“an inheritance test?” harry asks, dumbfounded.
random goblin oc that’s chief or king or ruler of the goblins and loyal to the master of death for some reason: “yes you are hadrian hydrus hydrangea homer helios harrison hellfire potter, heir to every ancient house in brit—”
Fun fact: Dumbledore only died to Snape bc he was too scared to fight Voldemort! That’s why he made up the fact that Harry was a horcrux, it just so happened to all work out in the end
I hate a lot of popular marauder fan fiction just as much as the next guy but some of you guys confuse bad writing with plot lines and ships you don’t like
What is this shitty characterisation omg Ok I know Snape hates the kids but cmon guys he’s not a cartoon villain like yes take away the points call the kids names but he’s not gonna watch children in danger and laugh