Charles Phillips

Crew member on the ship of justice.

[Charles Phillips @severious8]

Jimmy Olsen will regret that Apple Watch purchase. #DeepThoughtsFromSuperman

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@ImJimR87 I’m gonna say, clean living! 🙃

[Charles Phillips @severious8]

@TheLovingPastor Perhaps it’s just the context of this clip, but I’m getting strong Kamala vibes from Greg’s wife. 2028 Glo-Ray! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

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@TheLovingPastor Although I sport a beard, feel compelled to recommend Ezekiel 5:1 and ease up on the Covergirl for Pastor Gaulden! Shewwww! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

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@TheLovingPastor Unfortunately, just a teeth whitening representative short of a grand slam! Hayman anyhoo! 🙌🏼🙌🏼😬

[Charles Phillips @severious8]

@TheLovingPastor Hayman! Some said we were drunk, others just dumb as rocks. Who can telleth?

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@TheLovingPastor I lettered in GLO-RAY at the first Piggly Wiggly revival, wearing my jacket Sunday morning if it drops below 95 degrees! Shewwww! 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Charles Phillips @severious8]

@ImJimR87 Common grace/ Common curse.

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@DougTenNapel The effort expended by the media, to manifest every possible doomsday scenario was also on full display. Good grief!

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@VMSwiderski @ChrisHohnholz Got a feeling we don’t need a book for that!😂😂

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@LloydLegalist I’m working on a PHD in sloth, finding the dissertation troubling.

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I’m so old, remember well avoiding certain stores due to a multitude of employees seeking to assist me. Today, good luck getting someone to unlock the deodorant. 😬

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@WBTV_News @realDonaldTrump Congratulations, you’ve finally earned a block.

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@TheLovingPastor Dig deep cuz, the 300 Winchester magnum doesn’t come cheap! Shewwww! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

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@PearlsFromMyrna Generation X will never understand chures for bro’s! 🙌🏼🙌🏼

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@BadSermons I knew the gentleman he’s referring to, he suffered the effects of hydrocephalus. Never let the facts get in the way of a good story.

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@ImJimR87 I’m sure you have a good reason to pick Pocket City today. 🙃

[Charles Phillips @severious8]

@chuck_finney Open carrying a tennis racket is still legal even on an airplane, swatting has come under scrutiny as of late. 😬

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@BadSermons Well, it must be difficult maintaining that low of an opinion of the sovereignty of God, however he made it look easy! 😬

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@ImJimR87 Sorry, march forth and try again! 😁

[Charles Phillips @severious8]

@patchingcracks Exactly, a chest wound can be less lethal than the scenario you described.