dave Sethis

justifying joking| he/him

[dave Sethis @SevSethera]

why is it that my best tweets always go unnoticed but my crappy tweets also get ignored?

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Life imitates Art 🖼😂

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

how to create billie eilish's "bad guy"

[dave Sethis @SevSethera]

I'm not dumb, just stupid

[dave Sethis @SevSethera]

Wow just realized there have probably been a ton of people trying to leave me voicemails but couldn't ya that's my b

[dave Sethis @SevSethera]

new phone got me in bed scrolling the internet like never before

[dave Sethis @SevSethera]

once upon a time i was falling in love; now i’m only falling apart

[wint @dril]

yes i am a "HO"

Honorable
online

[The Lord of the Rings @TheRingsofPower]

Welcome to the Second Age: https://t.co/Tamd0oRgTw

[dave Sethis @SevSethera]

intentionally iterating over intangible issues

[dave Sethis @SevSethera]

each and every emotion eclectic

[dave Sethis @SevSethera]

hypocritically hating hyperbole

[dave Sethis @SevSethera]

wasting a way

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

I just joined Twitter! I don't really get this site or how it works. My nuts are on fire.

[dave Sethis @SevSethera]

egg soup

[dave Sethis @SevSethera]

That was totally wicked!!

[dave Sethis @SevSethera]

haha thanks apple. without the large and invasive MESSAGES at the top of my app i would not know where i was 😯😯😯

[dave Sethis @SevSethera]

@joshroqs1 check my description

[dave Sethis @SevSethera]

i may be a bigot but whenever i see a tweet i hate i go to the users profile and they have a pronoun/possessive pronoun. so

[dave Sethis @SevSethera]

chewing on my mustache

[dave Sethis @SevSethera]

i guess i’ll say it here- if you sent me a message in the last 2 weeks i do not have it :(

[dave Sethis @SevSethera]

how do i freakin get rid of this stupid messenger app toolbar i’m raging