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@XsniperxcrushX It came out that tony used his position of power to coerce an employee into having an affair with him, after she killed herself by burning herself alive in her kitchen where her husband and sin had to find her
๐ฅIRANIAN MISSILE SMASHES INTO U.S. NAVY SHIP
Watch how it ignore 3-4 other ships and specifically targets the Maritime Strike Tomahawk support vessel, which replenishes other ships with missiles.
Iran has three moves:
-Post video game footage and AI videos and claim they are real
-Make speeches proclaiming how they'll destroy their western enemies
-Lose their entire command structure in the first hour of a fight
Welcome to Monowi, Nebraska where the population is... one.
Meet Elsie Eiler, the only resident. She is the Mayor. And the Clerk. And the Treasurer. And the Librarian.
Every year, she holds an election... and she wins unanimously.
She runs the only business in town, the Monowi Tavern.
Every year, by law, she has to apply for a liquor license.
So, she sits down as the tavern owner, fills out the application, and hands it to the Mayor (herself).
Then, she reviews it, signs it, and approves her own permit so she can keep serving burgers and beer.
But the most genius part is the taxes.
Elsie diligently files a municipal road plan with the state of Nebraska every single year. So she can secure state funding to keep the town's three streetlights turned on.
It is the only place in the world where you canโt complain about the government... because you are the government.