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This is just Barney Stinson's resume in HIMYM

[America @america]

This election will determine the fate of America and Western Civilization.

VOTE EARLY

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Canny believe mama and I didn't get a call back for Race Across the World, you've missed television GOLD I tell you.

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Found a coconut in mum's freezer

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Glasgow City Council charging £1 per 15 mins to park means I may as well risk the ticket, am getting robbed either way

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How awful when after a big night someone you don't know that well asks "now how are YOU today" death.

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Would @goodreads please make their ratings out of 10? I keep being too generous or too stingy 🙏

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French! Hope that helps x

[D4🇺🇸🇧🇪 @D4KAComps]

What the hell is this accent?????

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New fave news headline

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I'm in on a night bus in Mexico and we get stopped by the military police and dudes in balaclavas came on and question where I'm from and where I'm going and I've got tears running down my face cos I was watching the closing credits of One Day hahaha

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I'm backpacking in Mexico and I've now had three people tell me they loved Derry Girls when I tell them I'm from Scotland 🫠

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Not being able to pause your Duolingo when on holiday in the literal place you're learning the language for is stupid. I've just lost my Spanish streak cos I was too busy speaking Spanish. Boooo-olingo

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Still my favourite alarm name, I can't change it

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I've just realised my face does the face of the emoji while looking for the emoji 😬😋🥺

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Today my 25 year old sister checked that you don't fill car tyres with WATER

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@JakeCP Just googled it and oh jesus I will

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T-5 weeks get me to the tacos

[vicky malcolm @choccyposhspice]

Every meal i’ve had in Mexico has been the best thing I’ve ever eaten, my tongue will commit suicide when it returns to meal deals next week

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Unbelievable drip

[freelance @PhillipSibanda8]

Congolese supporters arriving @ afcon, ivoryCoast..

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Jonny off of The Traitors

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Plz can we ban interpolation songs