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[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

hey sorry i was being a bitch i always do that any time i feel like it randomly

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

unfortunately i will be dilly dallying and lollygagging and maybe even goofin off

[warm human @w000rm]

spring:
depressed in a hopeful way

summer:
depressed in a manic way

fall:
depressed in a nostalgic way

winter:
depressed in a depressed way

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Indecisive gf patient bf

[clintoris @clintoris]

Living costs money. Dying costs money. All we have left is cum

[trash jones @jzux]

i like my men like i like my coffee. not hot enough to truly hurt me

[clintoris @clintoris]

Why is everything a disorder maybe I’m just serving camp

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

sorry i didn’t answer your call. i don’t do that

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

there are wine girls and there are weed girls. wine girls are good at cleaning and have matching throw pillows. weed girls have no short term memory and lots of random piles.

[PrincessMuppet @PrincessMuppet]

Therapy isn’t enough I need to meet The Muppets

[trash jones @jzux]

i have built enough character. it is time for my life to get easy

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

Republicans think a 10-year-old girl is old enough to be a mom, but too young to learn some people have two moms.

[jay ➠ @flvckojamie]

“u are what u eat” no wonder im not enough

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

planning on becoming even stupider in the new year. more of a bitch as well. please update your files

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

actually so reassuring to me when i behave super incompetently when im sober bc it’s like… oh i don’t smoke too much weed im just clinically stupid

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

being funny perfect cute painfully mentally ill adorable sexy perfect is just so hard