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[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

🚨BREAKING: First unofficial gameplay footage from Indian Simulator has been leaked.

[Sewerprat @sewerprat]

@AtletiSam08 Footballers aren't the same as illegal immigrants.
They are here on temporary work visas and paying a lot in income tax. And then they will fuck off. It's a system that works for all of us.

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@realninawysocka John Major. Our politicians are so bad that the one who does the least when in power is the least damaging, and therefore the best choice.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Britain

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A true Englishman who was proud to play for his country, replaced by foreigners with British passports who don't even understand the concept of the pride of wearing an England shirt. For English people its a dream from childhood, for foreigners it holds no meaning.

[Harry Maguire @HarryMaguire93]

I was confident I could of played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had. I’ve been left shocked and gutted by the decision.

I’ve loved nothing more than putting that shirt on and representing my country over the years.

I wish the players, all the best this summer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@HarryMaguire93 A true Englishman who was proud to play for his country, replaced by foreigners with British passports who don't even understand the concept of the pride of wearing an England shirt. For English people its a dream from childhood, for foreigners it holds no meaning.

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@harukaawake Give them the same punishment they would get in their country. They would at the very minimum lose a hand, and probably worse. Then jail. Then deport. No re-entry.

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@tanpukunokami Mohammad? Abdul?

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@Jensonund17 @SkySportsPL "well above"?

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@jake17watson @PAtubobienemi @premierleague @LUFC well some of the very late goals we conceded, the smash and grab at home to Sunderland, we'd be in a european spot now if not for some bad luck. Although we got a share of luck today tbf

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@footballhq with a bit of salt and proper butter, it would be a 10/10 snack. I have mushy peas with bread as a side every night for the last month, it's addictive.

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@DorPolFootball @WestYorksPolice Aren't you meant to say "alleged" at this point?

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@FutOffsides VAR should, in theory, only correct a clear and obvious error. So the on field decision should remain in cases like this, regardless of what that decision was. However, we all know VAR doesn't do what it's supposed to, and will correct a toenail being offside.

[FutOffsides @FutOffsides]

🚨‼️Frame-by-frame analysis of Calvert-Lewin’s potential offside prior to Leeds’ possible penalty.

⚠️In the frame chosen by VAR, he is marginally offside, but there is no evidence that the ball has been played yet.

❌In the next frame, he is ONSIDE.

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@WestHam_Central Really hope you beat Newcastle because I want Spurs to go down, but not at the expense of us losing to you lot.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

History made. We won ten out of ten seats, with overwhelming majorities in every single one.

Great Yarmouth First, then we Restore Britain.

A very special day.

[Premier League @premierleague]

A stunning reaction stop 😲

Karl Darlow wins April's Coca-Cola Save of the Month 🧤

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Taxes

OH …UNITED KINGDOM
This is very interesting.
If I give you £1 billion and you stand on a street corner handing out £1 per second, twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, you would still not have handed out £1 billion after 31 years!

Now read on. This is true and rather hard to really understand.

The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.
1. A billion seconds ago, it was 1959.
2. A billion minutes ago, Jesus was alive.
3. A billion hours ago, our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
4. A billion days ago, no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
5. A billion Pounds ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes, at the rate our present government is spending it.
We are charged:
· Stamp Duty
· Tobacco Tax
· Corporate Income Tax
· Income Tax
· Council Tax
· Unemployment Tax
· Petrol/Diesel Tax
· Inheritance Tax (tax on top of tax)
· Alcohol Tax
· G.S.T.
· Property Tax
· Purchase Property Tax
· Tax on Title Searches
· Tax on Building Inspections
· Tax on supplements
· Taxes on various food items
· Taxes on Dining out
· Tax on all utilities – Phone, hydro, water, waste disposal
· Service charge taxes
· Social Security Tax
· Vehicle License / Registration Tax
· Vehicle Sales Tax
· Workers Compensation Tax
· And now Carbon Tax
AND I’m sure you can think of more...

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 60 years ago, and our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt.
We had the largest middle class in the world. A criminal’s life was uncomfortable. What on earth happened?

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@PaulGolding I would've chosen a 'Deport to 99% whites' option. 90% isn't enough. 99% seems reasonable and protects us as an ethnic group, while allowing some useful none-Muslim immigration from decent countries.

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@AdaGarnet @tanpukunokami I generally agree. But they shouldn't just be shown the door, they should be pushed through it.