brooke

the lesser of two weevils

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don’t bite the hand that fills the brita

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running for mayor in the codependent party

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stress shitting like nobody has ever stress shit before

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pursuing a career as a naked neighbour

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adderall is the spirit halloween of drugs

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thinking about when kermit gets referred to as “mr. the frog”

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quoth the raven, “trevor moore”

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currently logged in on my browser because i refuse to update and lose blue bird app but have also been opening twitter 20 times a day and getting disappointed again when it still doesn’t work

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she butter on my biscuit til i milk

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who else tryna share their location w me so i can watch them like little sims

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@DailySnoopys i painted a little magnet for my fridge the other day

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finding purple hairs in my house now

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@iidrkmyname i always do

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how it feels to make coffee in the morning before doing anything else

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totally disregarded the consequences of not having a mop and now a mop would be a great thing to have

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there’s washing machine water all over the floor rn and it smells like shit but new washer acquired

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@niirvna the typo really adds to this

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@niirvna STOP I KNOW

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starting a lost and found for things forgotten by friends at my place even though i already know exactly which item belongs to who