SewMThing Clever💋

Making pretty and unusual things because I, myself, hope to be both pretty and unusual. 🥰 she/her $sewmthing

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Hey @SUBWAY your Footlong churro needs a chocolate dipping sauce AND the Footlong pretzel needs cheese sauce! Get on it!

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Cheesy tots from @BurgerKing

[emma lord @dilemmalord]

every girl is defined by their one lost love. and by that i mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life

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@hecallsmePP It’s not really Christmas until someone is sick and someone cries. 😂

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@hecallsmePP By the end she was white girl wasted in the nicest way possible 😂

[SewMThing Clever💋 @sewmthingclever]

Season 3 coming on my 33rd birthday?
🥳

[Netflix @netflix]

Rejoice in this most thrilling news. Bridgerton Season 3 shall debut in two parts: Part 1 on May 16 and Part 2 on June 13.

[SewMThing Clever💋 @sewmthingclever]

@BedeJermyn Reptilicus would like a word

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@artetak Cheesecake Factory gift card and some nice khakis. Boom.

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@FandomFairy Must have been at an assembly and by applause 🥲

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Folks pulling trailers on trucks: please don’t use the drive thru. Just park and go inside. You’re taking up three car lengths and making the line long. Thanks.

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@pulte My son spent 4 weeks in the NICU when he was born. He’s doing well now (and almost 2 months old!) Any help with his bills would be amazing.

[SewMThing Clever💋 @sewmthingclever]

Decided to watch Choose Love on Netflix with my MIL tonight. Had to explain four different times that we were controlling the story, not answering questions. She just now got the concept. 😂

[SewMThing Clever💋 @sewmthingclever]

@EoinColfer I started the first Artemis Fowl book while my son was in the NICU. He has been home for 12 days now and we are almost at the end. ☺️

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@hecallsmePP I’m so confused. What are we looking at?

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I. Don’t. Share.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

First three words that come to mind when you see this pic?

[SewMThing Clever💋 @sewmthingclever]

I absolutely adore this show. However, if this is where it ends, I’m satisfied with the last season.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Hulu has canceled ‘THE GREAT’ after three seasons.

[SewMThing Clever💋 @sewmthingclever]

Hey @BWWings who is your marketing director? I have a great pitch for a commercial! ☺️

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@ladyamarith @holotaco The peeling could be due to how thick the layers are. I would try to float the polish (not too much pressure) over the nail and cut back to one coat of each. ☺️

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Just had my first child and he is unfortunately in the NICU for the foreseeable future. I’ll be reading the first Artemis Fowl book to him while he is there. 🥰

[Eoin Colfer @EoinColfer]

There’s now almost 22 years of #ArtemisFowl, and in that time there have been many covers, many special editions and translated into many languages. Which edition was your own personal ‘first edition’? 🕶️

[SewMThing Clever💋 @sewmthingclever]

@hecallsmePP This is the first confirmation I have seen that she didn’t dump his dumb ass and I’m so disappointed 😔

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@FandomFairy If only I had an invite code 😢