doris

If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all

[doris @sewsimplyretro]

@Carl59784754 @RealJamesWoods That’s what I wondered ??

[doris @sewsimplyretro]

@LorrHayn @GGChocolate So, so sad, what heartbreaking news. I don’t spend much time on Twitter these day but I have great memories of the times I did, with Dotty, you and all the other Ripperettes. Shine on Dotty 💔

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

“The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”

[doris @sewsimplyretro]

@simonday24 @BigBoyler Blades of Glory 😳

[doris @sewsimplyretro]

@DaveVescio I’m kidding myself, as much as I need the money, no to both !! 🙄

[doris @sewsimplyretro]

@DaveVescio Puppy 🐶 yes, kitten 🐱 no !!

[doris @sewsimplyretro]

@DaveVescio Pointless background music in every scene !!

[doris @sewsimplyretro]

@DiscoDaniels Bargain, get one😁

[doris @sewsimplyretro]

@DaveVescio As a woman, also wondering how many are men 🤔 ?

[doris @sewsimplyretro]

@BlackthornNMA @daviderpreston @RalfLittle Milk first for weak tea and milk not first for strong tea !! ☕️

[doris @sewsimplyretro]

@DaveVescio Ashamed to say .... England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[doris @sewsimplyretro]

@littlefabshop Love these 💕

[doris @sewsimplyretro]

@GGChocolate You are a very sexy man, you make my knees go weak when you talk dirty science 😍🧪😍 🧬😍

[doris @sewsimplyretro]

@DaveVescio When someone dies and relatives have to be told, they never actually utter the words, they just look at the person and shake their head or say “I’m sorry”, I’m shouting at the screen “just say it .... they’ve DIED” !!!!

[doris @sewsimplyretro]

Shakin’ Stevens 😳

[Steven Cree @MrStevenCree]

Michael Jackson. 😬

[doris @sewsimplyretro]

@LorrHayn I loved watching this, soooo relaxing 😌

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

This is an absolute disgrace. The Beckhams using taxpayers’ money to prop up a failing vanity business. Shame on you @victoriabeckham 👇

[Keep Our NHS Public @keepnhspublic]

Things Matt Hancock will give NHS staff and care workers:

A clap ✅
A badge ✅
...🤷‍♀️

Things Matt Hancock won’t give NHS staff and care workers:

A payrise ❌
Adequate PPE ❌
Rigorous testing ❌

[doris @sewsimplyretro]

@MrStevenCree @brettgoldstein Good choice 🍿

[NHS Nottingham and Nottinghamshire @NHSNottsICB]

This Bank Holiday support our firefighters, health and care workers, police officers and council workers who are urging you to #StayAtHome

💙 Protect our NHS
💙 Save Lives

#TogetherWeAreNotts

@SFHFT @nottmhospitals @MyNottingham @nottspolice @NottsCC @nottsfire