sexncake

I hate stupid people more than I love cake.

[sexncake @sexncake]

Stop trying.

- Inspirational tweet.

[JonesTheSteam @JonesTheSteam]

@adesdaily I remember a similar story at the last election when a young woman was asked why she had voted Tory and she replied... because if Jeremy Corbyn was elected he promised to get rid of food banks and I rely on mine.

Absolutely fucking tragic 😔

#ToryBritain

[🧠 Ade's Daily @adesdaily]

Fred from Hartlepool on LBC today, praising the Tories because.... Wait for it.... They have 9 food banks now, and Labour didn't give them any.

Fuck my actual life.

#TorySleaze #lbc

[sexncake @sexncake]

@rickygervais #supernature

Hey Ricky, will new dates be announced soon please? It's my son's 18th in 2 weeks and I really want to buy him tickets for his birthday 🤫 Thanks xx

[sexncake @sexncake]

I'm far too melancholic and pretty when I'm sad to be so woefully underused as a muse.

[sexncake @sexncake]

@LeahsLounge < Men who don't break it in the first place are sexier 😉

[sexncake @sexncake]

Bed, or vodka?

Lol, as though there's a choice.

[sexncake @sexncake]

Is hoping you die in your sleep considered setting goals and making plans?

[sexncake @sexncake]

Does it still count as eating your feelings if it hurts so much you're numb?

[sexncake @sexncake]

That heart wrenching pain when nothing but everything has changed.

[sexncake @sexncake]

*still quietly seething with rage that suicide booths aren't yet a thing*

[sexncake @sexncake]

Quite probably the worst thing about being alive is living with the knowledge it wouldn't matter to anyone if you weren't.

[sexncake @sexncake]

"Death becomes her"

I fucking wish it did.

[sexncake @sexncake]

*is crushed between a rock and a hard place*

[sexncake @sexncake]

Clip my wings, lock my cage, hide me away.

My spirit is still free.

[Bizzy Burps McBrave @bizzymcgee]

I believe I'm dying inside faster than I can live.

[sexncake @sexncake]

Absence makes the heart break further.

[sexncake @sexncake]

The secret to a long lasting marriage is feeling trapped.

[sexncake @sexncake]

Add some variety to your life by not crying yourself to sleep every night.