Sexton Ming

Everyone knows me. I am famous. You are lesser known.

[Sexton Ming @sextonming]

Call on governments to break the cycle of crisis in the #Sahel region of Africa #Sahel2012 http://t.co/ZKVzkWvP via @ONECampaign

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I've signed @38_degrees petition to stop the government's new plan to spy on us all. Can you? http://t.co/lhVlSMtk #snooping

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300 kids die every hour from malnutrition. #breakthechain ask the PM to help put a stop to it http://t.co/5uvyWyNh @savechildrenuk

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@sextonming death will eventuly kill you.

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#Russia making it illegal to say #LGBT in the street? Help us support activists & push leaders to speak out NOW: http://t.co/1MQW9KW0

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#whatdoyouthink http://t.co/GL8qvyzw
You yanks are lazy buggers.

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Extreme Noise terror. Good men.

[Sexton Ming @sextonming]

the trouble with Stephen King novels is too much "Bro".

[Sexton Ming @sextonming]

The Wife and I had a bet on which new Crap Portrait would sell first. I won. I'm getting a John Wayne model. With a horse.

[Sexton Ming @sextonming]

more crap portraits in my online Art Shop: http://www.ellaguru.org.uk/artshop.php

[Sexton Ming @sextonming]

At the dinner party the Interlectual was being interlectual. The guests took turns in giving him a chest punch.

[Ella Guru @EllaGuruArt]

Time is flying! get yer Sexton Ming signed limited edition greeting cards now or perish! http://www.ellaguru.org.uk/artshop.php

[Sexton Ming @sextonming]

What am I supoed to do on this Twitter/

[Ella Guru @EllaGuruArt]

Sexton's paintings are selling faster than he can paint them: http://www.ellaguru.org.uk/artshop.php

[Sexton Ming @sextonming]

You should never be afraid of people who worship WItchie Poo Poo. They are nice and harmless.

[Sexton Ming @sextonming]

No wonder I'm crap at poetry. My aim is shit. And I cant catch a cricket ball.

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The album is compleat. (Dad loves his nonsence). All 10 tracks. Now to release it.

[Sexton Ming @sextonming]

I have released 5 albums in one year

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London bus drivers are horrible people.

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Sexton Ming signed limited edition Christmas Cards, available now in the Ming/Guru shop: http://www.ellaguru.org.uk/artshop.php