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i luv a "baby talk to me" typa guy

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My phone is dry by choice because if we start texting all day everyday, we’re gonna fall in love & I don’t need that negativity in my life right now

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understand that your friends don’t wanna talk every day. understand that your sig other doesn’t wanna be lovey dovey or super indulgent everyday. lots of people need rest from performative emotions. all people need rest in general. it’s okay. it doesn’t mean they don’t love you.

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Literally Disney is the only acceptable place to have your wedding photos taken in a bathroom https://t.co/08Ebvpy2eW

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If I date you, I won’t control you. Do what you want. Your actions will tell me how much you respect the relationship.

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“can I play with your hair?” is basically a marriage proposal GOD YES YOU CAN PLAY WITH MY HAIR

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date a girl who says things like

• drive safe
• text me when youre home safe
• ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
• i can't wait to see u

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Every time I see ppl in a controlling relationship my heart breaks a lil bit like why would u willingly date someone who u have to ask PERMISSION on what u can/can't wear and where u can/can't go?? Are they ur significant other or ur parent? I hope yall get the strength to leave

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Boys take notes https://t.co/iDe2PRFSis

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This is so funny to me https://t.co/A1LB1bFzUM

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this broke my heart into a million pieces https://t.co/i9LxK1Dofh

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Once I'm into you I think every little thing about u is cute and I'll just sit and look at you like: https://t.co/SVKINjNZzl

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"talking" is dumb I'm done using that term we either dating or friends that's it. the old school way. fuck this new generational bullshit.

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No more throwing hints in 2018 cause mfs are dumb just shoot ya fucking shot, slide in those dms. If you get curved oh well. Just take ya L and go. you’ll live.

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my dad gave me the best advice tonight.. he said “if a man cares about you, you won’t ever have to wonder how he feels, he will constantly remind you” and that hit deep.

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you honestly can’t cheat on someone if you’re in love with them, you just can’t do it, you wouldn’t even consider it doing it. if you can cheat on someone you claim to be in love with, you’re not in love, you’re simply just in love with the idea of love. understand the difference

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Being able to do nothing with someone and still have fun is all I want in life

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Imagine being my ex.. Like wow, you get to say you dated me

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Girl: *breathes*
Guy: "idk I just don't want a relationship right now you're the type of girl I could see myself marrying but I had a psycho ex in the 6th grade and my life is crazy with being the partying chair of my frat and my sisters hamster being sick we can still bang tho"

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I loveeeeeee being called baby like I knowwwww you my baby too