#SexWorkerProblems

Musings by sex workers for sex workers...welcome to our world.

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I'm going to go bathe in bleach now... Thanks. #barf #sexworkerproblems

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No. You can't rub your bare cock on my pussy. That's not safe dipshit!

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I may have fun with my clients but fun is fun. Business is business. Sidney Crosby loves hockey. He doesn't play for free!

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Having bad gas and having to clench through a multi hour appointment to make sure none leaks out. Not fun!
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Went to yoga right from an appointment and half way through the class realized I smell strongly of sex.. Lady beside me probably noticed too

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Accidentally leaving vibrator out during surprise family visit and wondering if they think you've become a horny spinster #sexworkerproblems

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Frantically hiding jumbo pack of condoms b4 surprise family visit then finding it stashed in cereal cupboard the next day #sexworkerproblems

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The only time that spending an hour of 'quality time' w\a recently released convict & his amazing muscles doesn't feel wrong but oh so good!

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Just had my regular checkup. During the exam once the speculum was inserted the nurse said "you have a very cute cervix" that's a new one!

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Purring @ cop & exclaiming "fuck I love a man in uniform" likely an inappropriate thing 2 do during a bylaw inspection #sexworkerproblems

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@furrygirl LOL. This person has never probably met a sex worker.

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men calling me for advice on becoming male escorts is annoying. NO you cant make the money I make, if you must try then take it in the butt

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spend an extra $10 when you're meeting lady.... wine, flowers, chocolate, candles.. seriously, she'll like you a lot more automatically :)

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@NakedHugger Isn't that the truth!!!

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Parlor receptionist accidentally set the LE alarm off while I had a sex toy & condoms in front of me #sexworkerproblems

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If you want to stick your fingers in my pussy, at least wash your hands first!
#sexworkerproblems #cleanhands

[Heather Morgan @NakedHugger]

I think some of you foot fetish guys should just learn how to do pedicures and pack your own shade of nail polish. So sorry it was wrong red

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The idea of having casual sex with more than one partner in a 24 hr period is totally normal #sexworkerproblems #ineedtogetoff #getmeoffnow

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The full moon last week make my period come early, and with a vengeance!!
Fml

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FOOT CRAMP! FOOT CRAMP!!! Why does this always have to happen right when I'm really rocking Asian Cowgirl position?! #sexworkerproblems