Sexy Spinach

I am a bit of a slut and I like to share my dirty thoughts.

[Sexy Spinach @sexy_spinach]

I have to start talking again or I’m going to explode.

[Sexy Spinach @sexy_spinach]

It horrified me at first but now it’s building confidence in my looks: I scare away most men with my personality, not my looks.

[Sexy Spinach @sexy_spinach]

Thank you to all my awesome guy friends for liking me despite my never pretending to be a delicate flower.

[Sexy Spinach @sexy_spinach]

Doms, err let’s go with “doms,” who want me to behave a certain way instantly without prior negotiation can suck it.

[Sexy Spinach @sexy_spinach]

I know I’ve started feeling close to someone when I start worrying all the time that they’re mad at me.

[Sexy Spinach @sexy_spinach]

@josswhedon it puts the creamy filling on it’s skin

[Sexy Spinach @sexy_spinach]

I’m actually enjoying finding places besides Wikipedia for basic facts.

[Sexy Spinach @sexy_spinach]

We can’t be “just friends” because I want to fuck you vigorously and repeatedly.

[Sexy Spinach @sexy_spinach]

Want to know how nice I am? I will not tell my mother I can’t watch Bates Motel because the mom reminds me too much of her.

[Sexy Spinach @sexy_spinach]

@mindground needing therapy doesn’t mean anything. Going to therapy means a lot.

[Sexy Spinach @sexy_spinach]

What would happen if I started just talking to people? I mean on the internet.

[Sexy Spinach @sexy_spinach]

@IamEnidColeslaw I love your hooves so much more than I love her butt.

[Sexy Spinach @sexy_spinach]

@mindground are you still talking to her?

[Sexy Spinach @sexy_spinach]

@LizaPalmer we threatened to touch her with something sticky

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[Sexy Spinach @sexy_spinach]

Bad bisexual? Maybe. Or maybe that fucking women is higher on Maslow’s hierarchy of needs than fucking men. *devil horned smiley*

[Sexy Spinach @sexy_spinach]

Fuck I wish I had the bandwidth to play with women. I’m turning out to only be inspired to do that when everything is going well.

[Sexy Spinach @sexy_spinach]

@DrLindseyFitz what’s the deal with the guy on the right?

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@BougieBlackGurl congrats! I found you via a skepchick but I was an instant fan!

[Sexy Spinach @sexy_spinach]

@bug_gwen is that a flavor of potato chip?