old thugger

I know imma get got, but imma get mine more than I get got tho

[old thugger @sexyparolee]

I'm what's known as a "piss goblin". I route urinal pipes straight into my mouth and cackle maniacally whenever they fill me up with hot and stinky piss

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@blesseveryacc @Bengals The righteous hand of God has signaled a holy and sacred victory for The Jungle

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New pre-workout got me pacing between sets like a pedophile outside a pre-k... and brother, the AM class is about to let out....

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@CincyEnjoyer Talking crazy bout me on the TL... pull up bro.

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Watching the episode of SpongeBob where squidward moves to that squid neighborhood

I like the implication that the Squidward Ethnostate has a culturally Italian work ethic

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Plotting up some dastardly schemes to rid myself of my Secret Society of Haters

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Just saw the news. That's just great. What the hell am I gonna do with this.

[old thugger @sexyparolee]

Boyscouts: *walking up my sidewalk, whistling, popcorn in hand*

Me, hiding 100 yards away in a tree house full of .300 Blackout: Yeaaah, they come to snuff the Rooster...

[old thugger @sexyparolee]

She Shester on my Kin til I Igor

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@ShitpostGate

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@CincyEnjoyer Does that make Texarkana your Gaza?

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@NOTAVYVERT Munching super doodie in the super duty

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First dude to wear his hat backwards had to be a level 10 chiller. Pulled crazy snizz. Faster than hell. Need a statue of him ASAP

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@CincyEnjoyer Dude was fasho on hedonism time in the room of terrestrial pleasures 💀

[old thugger @sexyparolee]

@JakeTribbey CMC tearing his ACL 1 week after this trade and my homie didn't pull out

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I also suffer from 'Haunted Mornings' (what my dad always called it)

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

This is a real clip from a real show that Discovery Channel posted on Tiktok

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At a point in my life where my closest coworker is just a man who is enthusiastic and kind over email. Never met him. Don't know what he looks like. Haven't heard his voice. It's like I'm a digital ghost haunting my own body.

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@iqbinks

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Gf is gone for the weekend. Time to munch percocet and listen to grunge for 48 hours