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I'm tweeting to update you all on the death of my ostrich.
He wasn't a very tall boy, he couldn't run very fast but he was my ostrich.

Fly high 🦅🦉🕊️

#dead #nakedattraction #gasisgettingquitedear

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Today I took some time out of my busy schedule to travel and live a day in the shoes of savages. Watching them as they ate western food was truly fascinating. You can see the last one in the video sprinting to make sure that she gets some.

#Doinggodswork #Spreadingawareness

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Y'all see will smith smack that Chris rock?
Another 491,000 times and he would have cooked him.

#Wedonotsupportattemptedcookingofcelebrities #Thesingularboyisbackintown

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@suziesexposure What's the story behind it?

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Happy birthday Steve 🎂🎈🎉

#bestGynecologistaguycouldaskfor #imsorryyouregettingdivorced #imsorryijusttoldpeople #Pretendyalldidntseethat #nowhesmadatmethanksguys #LEMONYSNICKETDESERVEDBETTER

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I'm a big boy, sleep is for wimps that need the process to allow their bodies to repair itself and be ready for the challenges brought on by the next day.

#Imgoingtobed

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@AlanaHiggins123 Exceptional

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12 years ago today I came to this country with nothing but these shelves on my head. 35 years later I am now where I have now saved enough money to add a pencil onto it
#ohshitthepenciljustcollapsedtheshelves #Imlookingforwork #imbeingdeported #iescaped #AmazonPrimeDay

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A cat walked up to a waitress and said what do you call a cat that has no tail.
The waiter then proceeded to pulll out her loaded ar-15 and asked the cat to leave the premises

#thecatcamebackwithhisfriendsanduzisandraidedtherestraunt #peoplearefleeingthescene #bossbaby

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After many days and many nights of meditation and prayer and I have come to a conclusion. It's not my fault that pregnant lady died How can you be looking like you're hiding snacks and not expect to get jumped by the 9 year olds I hired to steal them
#TheSpanishPrincess #blessed

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I'll be back soon

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@Waammyy Exceptional

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YO GET YOU A NEWBORN BABY THAT CAN GET YOU OFF THE HOOK BY JUST SHITTING HIMSELF IN COURT

#Imfree

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There's also no such thing as the don't testify in court challenge, I repeat please do not listen to what these people tell you

#Mylawyerisanewbornbaby #noimnotevenjokinghewasjustbornandisrepresentingmeincourtohmygodimgoingtojail

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Guys quick heads up, there is no such thing as the drug mule challenge, I repeat there is no such thing as the drug mule challenge

#Ireallyneedsomeonetosendmesomemoney #BiggBossTelugu4 #cansomeonerecorddeslwratehousewivesforme

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Yo this corona ordeal is a blessing in disguise, walked into the bank to change my account into a Student account cause you can't have man having a child's account and walked out with a shit ton of money.

#Balaclavasarethebestkindofmasks #Whywasthatwomancryingthough

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Yesterday I took 3 more breaths then usual throughout my day if you were a real friend you would have noticed

#fakefriends #Pityparty #itsmypartyicancryifiwantro #Hwah #IRLMGSMASAGHW

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If strength was measured by how long you can keep you ass clenched, how strong would you be?
#youllneverguesswhatmyemailis #BB14GrandPremiere #dontflexonme