seynique

comedian. writer. podcaster. | she/her co-host of @everybodywspod & @wediefirstpod seyniquesmythecomedy @

[seynique @seynique]

if we all stay in bed, what are they gonna do? pull us out? while we’re still in our jim jams? i don’t think so

[seynique @seynique]

catching up with #rhoslc and absolutely obsessed with meredith slurring through her torah portion

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i can't explain it, but original cast album: company is a christmas movie

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not sure if i experienced a glitch in the matrix or if i was just in DUMBO

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i took a break from here and the first thing i see is that somene is 31 and "afraid" of sabrina carpenter's sexuality so i'm out again bye

[DEI speedwagon (all eyes on Cuba) 🌹🇵🇸 〽️ @uhshanti]

first of all, plenty of people vote to shut the door behind them, it’s sad but true. second of all, what is the point in being like this. what comfort does it give you

[seynique @seynique]

hypothetically speaking, what would happen if i took my dog’s trazodone? hypothetically!

[Brian Haley @brianchaley]

The dirty secret is that there’s no one that better represents America than Donald Trump. Rapist, tacky billionaire, charlatan, racist moron.

[seynique @seynique]

yuck

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checking out. gonna watch the craft.

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really loving my lexapro right now

[seynique @seynique]

i mean there haven’t been any surprises yet

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@pumpkinhoundpdx we’ll see!

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really happy i’m leaving the country tomorrow night

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

In all seriousness, no matter what happens we need some sort of grassroots movement to deprogram fascism

[seynique @seynique]

@JoshuaSimonSays exactlyyyy

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you know there’s a direct correlation between the disappearance of erotic thrillers and this country going downhill, i’m just saying

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i’m at a Buffalo Wild Wings in the middle of the day. do i miss the suburbs?

[seynique @seynique]

what is kamala Harris going to do to bring about the erotic thriller renaissance?

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

After this very serious election let’s do one goofy one