Sarah Templeton

✍️- LMG. Talent for pushing baking and opinions on unsuspecting strangers. Less talented at reading maps and wrapping gifts.

[SZA @sza]

Was tryna be polite but I really need a new season of severance right the fuck now .

[Sarah Templeton @SezTemps]

An absolutely incredible subject line in todays email from Chemist Warehouse. I will be purchasing!

[Sarah Templeton @SezTemps]

@MitchMcCannNZ Omg two kings!!

[Sarah Templeton @SezTemps]

Newshub gave me my start and one of the best jobs I’ve ever had. More importantly, it gave me some of my best friends in the world. I love them deeply and I feel absolutely devastated for them today.

[Ben McKay @benmackey]

this is a doomsday scenario for NZ media. you might not have watched, the style might not be your cup of tea, but no one was more committed to breaking news than Newshub. we are all so much poorer if it shuts.

https://t.co/1TLB2kw1fu

[Sarah Templeton @SezTemps]

@muzaken It’s not too late for a 2024 syllabus change up!!

[Sarah Templeton @SezTemps]

Oh no, I fear I’m obsessed

[yasmine | ياسمين @filmwithyas]

Do Kylie and Timothée know that the ad breaks on the Golden Globe website is just a fan cam of them

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

now we’re cooking with gas

[Sarah Templeton @SezTemps]

@DanielRutledge I wish not to watch this but looking forward to you describing to me in detail like a podcast!

[Sarah Templeton @SezTemps]

@mon_barton @NZStuff Gross!

[Sarah Templeton @SezTemps]

@HazieCaroline In the city: Bossi, Cafe Hanoi, Poni in Comm Bay, Movida. Parnell: NSP, Barulho (expen but v good!) Congrats on your grad!

[Sarah Templeton @SezTemps]

@NewRhon In my Newshub days I would have been on this parenting hack like lightning Rhon

[Sarah Templeton @SezTemps]

@Dram_Of_Sleep And no thanks to all my friends who told me it did *not* give Handmaid’s Tale vibes.

[Sarah Templeton @SezTemps]

@Dram_Of_Sleep I have literally just bought this dress for an wedding this weekend so thank you for this devastating take.

[Sarah Templeton @SezTemps]

@mikekilpatrick_ @DanielRutledge @MsKateRodger @geekboy73 @FM_Hogan Sending masses of well wishes on your next adventure Mike!!

[Sarah Templeton @SezTemps]

@dannews I've heard great things about 'retro dance-fit with Lisa' — think the classes are at UoA but don't think you need to be a member! More 2000s bangers are needed in all fitness classes IMO 🪩

[Sarah Templeton @SezTemps]

@DuncWilsonNZ I usually just ask a nice-looking person to keep an eye on my things! Is my South Island heritage showing?

[Sarah Templeton @SezTemps]

I’ve been doing a lil freelance & I’m using a new automatic invoicing app. I wanted to see how the emails appear to clients so I invoiced myself $300 for “being cute” not realising that then is logged/ actioned and an account will chase up if I don’t pay myself in 21 days help

[Sarah Templeton @SezTemps]

@FM_Hogan Im confused after noticing respect my sex party rock anthem isn’t on this list?