SF Haiku

After a long trip // The fog resting on the bridge // Reminds me I'm home - DM submissions

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The west coast heat wave
reminds us how lucky we
are to live in fog.

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@osamakhn @lizziepika @twilio nothing beats
mostly machine made
bits of art

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@osamakhn @lizziepika @twilio API
for haikus? Best use
case ever.

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Lord, please grant me the
unfounded confidence of
a first-time founder.

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VCs tell startups
with 5 customers to build
a category.

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Sorry for
ghosting on you for
a full year

Too busy
writing and promptly
deleting

“Now more than
ever” from all our
marketing.

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When 2020
and Q1 planning end and
the crunch hits again.

#tech #business #twomonthsleft

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All together now:
If it’s not in @Salesforce, then
it never happened.

#sales #tech #everytraining #salesenablement

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I don’t understand
why people fold up beanies
to let their ears freeze.

🤔🥶
#fashion #sf #coffeeshop

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Project now defunct
4 months in because no one
agreed on the goals.

#projectmanagement #alignmentistough

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Let’s play: ‘Who’s the most
paranoid?’ Legal, PR,
or Security? 🕵🏻‍♀️

#tech #pr #legal #security

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Conference season
approaches. Give your local
marketer a hug.

#user #conference #marketing #growth #tech

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I have a
feeling that this guy
is the worst.

@StanfordGSB #thefarm #wow

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Sadness is
eating Mixt Greens for
your dinner.

#workinglate #tech #sf #fidi

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Back in my hometown
Resist the urge to look up
Normal home prices

#sf #BayArea

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#Uber drivers can’t
Spare the time to go protest.
They need the money. 😕

#LivingWage #uberstrike #ipo

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How can you fit your
Apple Watch over your cold
hard golden handcuffs?

#ipo #acquisitions #startups @tech

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The market is as
frothy as this over-priced
hipster iced coffee.

#tech #ipo #sf

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Friday night plans look
like reading S-1s crying
silently alone.

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If my startup fails,
I guess I’ll just go
into real estate.

#ipo #zoom #pinterest #lyft #airbnb #sf