Seinfeld in SF

Seinfeld in San Francisco

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Kramer pitches a startup to get around San Francisco's anti-scooter legislation. "Rickshaws, Jerry! Rickshaws!"

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In the show's final episode, George is arrested leading a massive protest at the HQ of Kramer's startup. The protest extends from Civic Center to the Ferry Building, shutting the city and Kramer's company down. A SF jury find George innocent on all counts. ∎

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For his birthday, George goes on an expensive meditation retreat. Surprising everyone, especially Jerry, but _especially_ his Vipassana teacher, George returns to San Francisco with his mind at peace.

“Serenity, Jerry. I found it.”

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George starts volunteering with Food Not Bombs.

"What, you're an anarchist now?"

George decides he needs new friends.

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Kramer starts stockpiling BART plushies, convinced they are going to be this season's Tickle Me Elmo. He is right, and Elaine gets in a fistfight trying to purchase the last one for her nephew. Newman convinces the Post Office to make plushies as well, which go mostly unsold.

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Looking for a Christmas stocking stuffer? Perhaps a gift for a White Elephant exchange or Secret Santa?

We have our plush BART train toys on sale now at our Customer Service Center at Lake Merritt BART station! It cost $10+tax. Get them while they're hot, folks.

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Elaine opens an oxygen bar on Valencia Street. Her customers barely notice when she institutes surge pricing during the wildfires.

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Elaine's Bumble account is closed due to inaccuracies in her profile. Facebook shuts down George's fundraiser for fraud. The SEC takes an interest in Kramer's ICO. They all turn to Jerry for help.

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Sick of breathing in vape juice and wildfire smoke, Elaine plans to open an oxygen bar in the Mission. Calle 24 threatens a boycott.

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George starts a GoFundMe to fly his parents back to Florida.

Jerry starts podcast on Patreon.

Elaine kickstarts a high-fashion line for bike commuters.

Kramer launch a “green blockchain” and raises $35M via ICO. The others go to the diner to vent.

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“Listen , George, I do respect the hustle. I do. I just think that in order to have a side hustle, you need a primary hustle. A primary hustle is what makes your _other_ hustle a side hustle!”

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*Kramer bursts into Jerry’s loft*
K: Jerry, Kcash! We gotta buy!
J: K-cash?
K: Crypto, Jerry! We’re going all in!
J: We?
K: I heard Newman talking about a bitcoin mansion, Jerry!
J: Newman!!

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Kramer talks George into investing in bitcoin. When the price drops, George can’t buy tickets to fly his parents to Florida, and they are stuck living with him.
G: Kramer, you idiot! HODL?? We're ruined!
K: *You're ruined.
G: What?
K: I started my own crypto! I'm all in on Kcash!

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Elaine hires a Taskrabbit to stand in line at Mensho for her and George shows up.

"You're George C.?"
"It's my side hustle!"

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When Jerry is out of town, Kramer borrows Jerry's Tesla to drive for Uber. During the wildfires, he tries to charge customers extra to enable Bioweapon Defense Mode. His rating falls to four stars.

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Newman gets fired from DoorDash for picking up shifts while delivering mail for the Post Office.

Jerry: "Didn't you just get fired from Postmates last week?"

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Jerry gets a gig at Google HQ and bombs with a bit about floppy drives. Meanwhile Kramer is outraged to find the corner store is just reselling produce from Whole Foods with a markup, and starts a competing bicycle fruit stand.

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Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend because she loves the burritos from La Taqueria which he thinks are inferior. He later catches George and Elaine at La Taq and feels betrayed.

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Kramer joins a #cohousing scheme with his friend Mickey and six of his friends in Oakland. It backfires when he finds out his new place has 4.5 foot ceilings and he has to crawl through the door to get in.