Simon says eat your landlord

All my tweets are variations on eat the rich, billionaires shouldn't exist, dog/otter videos, and Epstein didn't kill himself

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@sethmacy "Don't Do This Thing," Says Person Who Identifies as a Dolphin, Doing a Variation of the Thing They're Saying Not to Do

That's a little more on brand for them.

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@drewduncanart @public Well, we do need more public toilets, this is a good start

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@almondboard @atlanticrethink Almonds aren’t even remotely a sustainable crop. Take your PR propaganda elsewhere.

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@LeonScottRogers @NikkiMcR Does it look like a controlled collapse? Sure. But then you have to follow that up with why the fuck would somebody blow up some random ass condo building in Florida.

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@PunishedKamui @NikkiMcR He doesn’t know how anything works going by his perpetual “huh?” face

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@NikkiMcR Look how close he is to a breakthrough realization

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@axios Capitalism is so great it has to be rescued by socialism every 10 years

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@surreyleftie @AmbivalenceBoi @bkretz1764 @ColumbiaBugle How them boots taste.

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@Acyn Man, it's always projection with these guys.

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@TinderboxCap @bkretz1764 @ColumbiaBugle lol, you all were licking their taint up until yesterday.

I agree with you, but I've been saying that for the last 30 years, unlike you fucking hypocrites.

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@right_populist Please, define what you think is not America about America in its current form, I’m dying to hear about it.

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@right_populist Before the boomers pulled up the ladder behind them?

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@harrymccracken I was alive for this. I remember this. And I still cannot, for one second, imagine being excited about an OS release.

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@paigehulsey @KMOV You should be more concerned your kid has an OnlyFans

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@AndrewHGiuliani @RudyGiuliani lol you mad bro?

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@petersagal Gonna have to be more specific

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@CRJ55746273 @briantylercohen The only thing Manchin fears is both sides no longer kissing his ass

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@briantylercohen Narrator: it did come without consequence

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@joncoopertweets @GreatDismal In what fucking world are you living in.

Neither Trump, nor any of his administration, will face any consequences.

They are getting book deals, not prison time.

Biden's DOJ is defending them.

You're fucking delusional.