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founder of the major religion of the 23rd century

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@SW_Help The end of the day is the last train home

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@SW_Help, your inability to run a service is, in 12 minutes, about to cost me £40 for a taxi. Well done!

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@NonLeagueCrowd and where would it be??

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@CamberleyTownFC Damn it....now I'll have to go Christmas shopping

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As one town centre pub closes another opens. The Guinness is 75p cheaper and the seating is nicer. Cheers @craftunionpub

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@SW_Help I see that the final two trains from Ascot to Camberley have been cancelled. How do I get home

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@NewWaveAndPunk I was at that gig. It was awesome

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@AnnieDressner Put the seat higher up than you would in a car

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Taking your dog for a walk, obviously park as close as possible in a half empty car park. Even better, why don't you park in the one bay reserved for the minibus.

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Sainsbury's may price mark Aldi but at least Aldi know to have more than two checkouts open on a Saturday morning.
#byebyesainsburys

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@CLTDRP3 Daft idea but can't you just start a new one. Business models change.

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Walked into the kitchen after work and saw that there were 3 bananas above the microwave....I thought it was Wednesday but it can't be...turns out I had just brought 6 bananas this week and not the usual 5

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No!

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@NoContextBrits People forget how expensive chicken used to be

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@CamberleyTownFC @FarnhamTownFC It will be a Christmas miracle

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Apparently anywhere is part of a carpark

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https://t.co/YSUaqpQiCj

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@GoldFlakePaint Vlmv

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@NoContextHumans Take more drugs

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@gia_margaret Katie spencer