Dear Sophie Cunningham,
You absolute chaotic saint, thank you. While the rest of the WNBA was busy doing boring things like dribbling and scoring, you ascended Mount Petty and delivered the single greatest athletic achievement of the 21st century: the 22-second Point Heard ‘Round the World. DeWanna rolled up with big emotions; you just hit her with the slow, unblinking finger of doom like a disappointed Victorian ghost who’d had enough of everyone’s nonsense. No words. No touching. Just pure, concentrated shade channeled through one perfectly extended index finger.
I haven’t been this proud since the invention of sarcasm itself. And now, right on schedule, I’m on the edge of my seat waiting for the left to have a full meltdown. Any second now some blue-check PhD in Grievance Studies will publish the groundbreaking essay “The Racialized Finger: How Sophie Cunningham’s Point Perpetuates White Supremacy in Women’s Sports.” They’ll claim your gesture was a “microaggression with macro consequences,” demand sensitivity training for all index fingers, and probably launch a https://t.co/hORTWK0zHN petition to ban pointing unless it’s been pre-approved by a DEI consultant and performed only in the approved “non-threatening” direction. “This isn’t just a point,” they’ll sob on MSNBC, “this is violence. This is erasure. This finger is literally the new burning cross.” Bonus points if they somehow tie it to climate change or student loan debt.
You turned a basketball game into performance art so powerful it broke the internet, launched a thousand memes, and made grown adults point at each other in grocery stores like it’s the new national greeting. The arena laughed until they cried. Your teammates looked like they wanted to give you a standing ovation. And somewhere right now a group of very serious people are writing strongly worded letters about how your finger is problematic, triggering, and needs to be canceled immediately for the good of democracy. Never change, Sophie. Keep wielding that lethal weapon of silent judgment. Keep protecting your squad with the world’s most elegant non-contact foul. And when the inevitable congressional hearing on “Toxic Pointing” begins, just walk in, look every senator dead in the eye, and give them the treatment they so richly deserve. We’re all out here practicing in the mirror like idiots, rewatching the clip on loop, and loving every glorious second of the mayhem you unleashed. This point didn’t just go viral, it went legendary. With breathless, slightly unhinged admiration and oceans of affectionate sarcasm.
I'm sick of election fraud conspiracy theories…
There’s nothing abnormal about lying about a water main break in Fulton County and then telling everyone that they are done counting for the night, followed by sending all of the poll watchers home and then bringing out large cases of ballots from under tables.
There’s nothing abnormal about a small group of hand-selected election workers scanning said suitcase ballots multiple times... ballots that happened to go overwhelmingly in favor of the candidate that was about to lose.
There’s nothing abnormal about the declared winner of the presidential election later honoring these aforementioned election workers with Congressional medals and calling them "heroes" (see comments below).
There’s nothing abnormal about a judge awarding them millions of dollars for “damages” after people exposed what they did.
These are all very normal things that happen in every election. There was nothing nefarious at play and certainly no voter fraud in 2020.
Al Sharpton and other activists are telling Black Americans and Black-owned businesses to boycott America’s 250th birthday.
My response: You do not speak for me.
You do not get to use my skin color to tell me what I can celebrate. I was not a slave. You were not a slave. We are free Americans, and I refuse to walk around pretending we are still in chains.
Yes, I proudly put George Washington on my America 250 Cousin T’s pancake box. He owned slaves, but that is not his entire legacy. He was also our first president and helped build the nation that gave people like me the freedom to rise.
I went from foster care to building Cousin T’s, a successful Black-owned American company. I am living the American Dream.
So while Al Sharpton is calling for a boycott, I am calling for Black Americans to stop letting professional outrage merchants convince us that patriotism belongs only to white people.
America is my country too.
I will celebrate her loudly, proudly, and without permission.
This can't be correct. Obama promised that Obamacare would eliminate the waste and fraud in the system.
This would make him a liar but the left told us that St. Obama never lies.
This man works until 2AM every single day, gets less than 4 hours of sleep, doesn't take a dime of his salary, instead giving it back to the people, & has done more to end child trafficking than any other President by far.
His name is President Donald J. Trump.
God bless him.🙏
A sitting Democrat just admitted it’s impossible to be a faithful follower of Jesus Christ and remain in the Democratic Party.
How far has the Democratic Party actually gone? 😡🔥
#DemExit
This was Gaza on October 7.
Palestinians were kissing the floor with joy as Hamas paraded dead Jews through the streets.
Remember this the next time you see someone call them the victims.
MUSLIMS have no idea of who JESUS is! They know nothing about him, they only speculate.
Mohammed forces Muslims into this delusion.
Lies don’t last forever.
Stay away from falsehood.
Come to JESUS now.
@GodLogic_GL
In America, you can go to prison and get fined $100,000 for destroying a bald eagle egg… but it’s perfectly legal to destroy an unborn human baby.
How does this make any sense? 😡🔥
#MakeItMakeSense