Shelby

[Shelby @sferg10]

When you gotta set your alarm extra early just so you can get your mind right for the day #stayangry

[Shelby @sferg10]

No today Satan ✋

[Shelby @sferg10]

Why do people talk so loud. Good gawd....

[Shelby @sferg10]

It's 8:30pm so the only natural thing to do for the cats is to run around like idiots amd knock shit over

[Shelby @sferg10]

It upsets me when I see people spell MY name incorrectly. It's disrespectful

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

No pants are the best pants.

[Shelby @sferg10]

My client who is deaf told me she wanted a cookie for snack. Story of my life little one

[Shelby @sferg10]

Counting down the days to vacay 🙋

[Shelby @sferg10]

*cue frantic cleaning*

[Shelby @sferg10]

When plans change and your friend says they're coming to your place and you remember it looks like utter 🚮😨

[Shelby @sferg10]

Either way, I should probably chill....#sorrybae

[Shelby @sferg10]

I told my sister bae said he doesn't want a relationship and to that I said, he will 😈 so I'm either terribly delusional or confident af

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

Never date anyone that likes driving with the radio off.

[Shelby @sferg10]

When your job drives you to drink...somebody take the wheel cuz it sure as hell ain't gonna be me!

[Shelby @sferg10]

True life: I'm obsessed with my cats.

[Shelby @sferg10]

When you're excited to sleep in til 8 am 😩😧

[Shelby @sferg10]

@Steezy_Mcflyguy you should watch their bloopers for each season. I died 😂

[Shelby @sferg10]

The internal struggles I have with myself daily are so real like, should I shave, or can I go another week?

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

There's nothing I like more than when people cancel plans. I honestly wanted to stay home and watch TV anyway!